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bellcurve@nothere.com (the bell curve) issued forth thusly such prose that wouldst be forever enshrined under the code <36004e1f.64215046@news.alt.net> at Deja News, where one canst dig up dirt on any foe and catch then in their own foul contradictions and machinations, but i digress, so without further ado, we proceed forthwith to the aforementioned prose of bellcurve@nothere.com (the bell curve):
>Thanks....

OK.  FotCA (Follower of the Clawed Albino aka Windigo The Feral) is/was a 
complete kook.  About a year ago, I decided to have some fun by crossposting a 
few off topic wrestling messages under a silly joke address 
(ebischoff@nwowrestling.com).  This was before becoming an alt.net user.  One 
of the groups being posted to was alt.horror.werewolves, who became an easy 
flame target.  A couple alt.net users also started crosposting.  FotCA decided 
in her/his (more on the kooky mind of this person coming up) mind that this 
was a denial of service attack.
She made it her personal mission to see that everyone who ever posted an 
off-topic message to her precious little newsgroup was at least kicked off the 
net, and if possible sent to jail.  She went as far as to contact Turner 
Broadcasting because I was 'impersonating' Eric Bischoff (vice president in 
charge of wrestling affairs for Turner Sports, plays Hollywood Hogan's lackey 
on WCW.) despite the fact that it was obvious to anyone with half a brain in 
their head that I was not. (why the hell would the 'real' Bischoff be 
crossposting to alt.horror.werewolves, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, etc.)  She, 
along with another rabid netcop from rec.sport.pro-wrestling, John Henry, took
turns CALLING my school long distance.  After I dropped out and left the net,
she started ranting about how Altopia should be UDPed because two Altopia 
users were posting stuff to her newsgroup and Chris Caputo refused to do 
anything about it.

Among other things, the crazy kook believs she is actually a MALE WEREWOLF.  
Her hysterical rants about Altopia (similar to Guy Polis's now) caused her to
lose any and all respect, and she no longer posts to the net, at least not 
under that name.

As for me, I now post from here, where I don't have to worry about being 
censored because some control freak like John Henry decides what I have to say 
is 'off topic'.  Although at least JH has one foot grounded in reality, as 
opposed to ANYONE who believes they are a WEREWOLF.

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   / uncleeric AT hotmail DOT com / rec.sport.pro-wrestling  /         JOHN
  /                              / alt.fan.karl-malden.nose /          HENRY
 /     The Meow World Order     / alt.bonehead.john-henry  /           SUCKS     
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Currently trolling:
alt.fan.hanson

RSPW Ambassador to Meow

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"Jeeze, could you make you're sig *any* bigger? I mean, I dont care, but 
that thing would it's own gravity of it we're any bigger. o.0"
- lynxcat@pe.net

"Please leave your 90-line .sig off this newsgroup as well. We don't want
it." - The Eternal Lost Lurker

"I'll give up Usenet Performance Art when they pry the keyboard from my
cold, dead fingers" - The 2-Belo

"*most* trolls aren't sufficiently lifeless enough to actually pay for 
access through altopia - most of their users are commercial spammers"
- John Henry shows he doesn't have a clue, <6s7eap$63o$1@supernews.com>

"if you like Hanson I hope you spontaneously combust. And if you don't like
my statement, you can write me a long letter with a self addressed stamped
envelope straight to hell where you belong." - Tenchi777@aol.com

"Please keep this wannabe-alternative, trying to find something cooler to be
than pale and tragic, puppy-f*cking, escapist, useless fantasy tripe for
people who don't have the balls to just stand up and be themselves and so
must portray themselves as mythical creatures to keep themselves convinced
that their failed, petty, useless lives are of some consequence..." - John
Henry, <62afbh$63$1@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>, referring to the inhabitants
of alt.horror.werewolves after reading their FAQ

"Here's one for ya, sparky - I'm *out*.  Let's see how much the place
improves without the dark destroyer John Henry in here to fuck everything
up.  I'll be lurking, but after today, I'm not going to post for awhile.
Let's see how much better things get." - John Henry, 2/20/98,
<LYnH.748$0s1.1953375@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Well, troll, you wanted to draw me out - it worked.  Hope you enjoy losing
your degree over this...hope the pride you feel in having goaded me into a 
response is worth the loss of your education." - John Henry, 2/27/98,
<ZlqJ.157$dX2.328840@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

"In that case, this *should* be about the last one from the old NetBastard."
- John Henry, 3/24/98, <S7FR.145$lq4.528523@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Dr. John Grubor cross posts to rspw... someone please smack John Henry 
upside the head for bring the upon us innocents of rspw."
- John D. Williams

"I'll gloat too.  I'm responsible for causing the creation of a new 
newsgroup.  I've contributed to increased bandwidth.  I've made a 
difference." - Slump

"I'm was tested with genius-level intelligence at age 10, with certificates
stating such." - John Henry, <HjIN.50$xF.196960@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Fuck off, RSPW-U.  You're all a bunch of fucking losers that are too 
fucking stupid to know what fucking loser you are.  have fun playing with 
your dicks and proving me right some more." - John Henry, 
<QuIN.53$xF.203760@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>