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antaine@usaBusteR.net issued forth thusly such prose that wouldst be forever enshrined under the code <360322e5.2625661@news.alt.net> at Deja News, where one canst dig up dirt on any foe and catch then in their own foul contradictions and machinations, but i digress, so without further ado, we proceed forthwith to the aforementioned prose of antaine@usaBusteR.net:
>On Sat, 19 Sep 1998 00:18:37 GMT, ebischoff@meowworldorder.com (Uncle Eric
> Bischoff)  wrote:
>
>>Jomtien@the.beach (Jomtien) issued forth thusly such prose that wouldst be
> forever enshrined under the code <36009cb5.3411697@207.14.113.10> at Deja
> News, where one canst dig up dirt on any foe and catch then in their own foul
> contradictions and machinations, but i digress, so without further ado, we
> proceed forthwith to the aforementioned prose of Jomtien@the.beach (Jomtien):
>>>ebischoff@meowworldorder.com (Uncle Eric Bischoff) wrote:
>>>
>>>>OK.  FotCA (Follower of the Clawed Albino aka Windigo The Feral) is/was a 
>>>>complete kook.  About a year ago, I decided to have some fun by crossposting
> a
>>> 
>>>>few off topic wrestling messages under a silly joke address 
>>>>(ebischoff@nwowrestling.com).  This was before becoming an alt.net user. 
> One 
>>>>of the groups being posted to was alt.horror.werewolves, who became an easy 
>>>>flame target.  A couple alt.net users also started crosposting.  FotCA
> decided
>>> 
>>>>in her/his (more on the kooky mind of this person coming up) mind that this 
>>>>was a denial of service attack.
>>>People like you thoroughly deserve to be tagged. In fact I think
>>>Altopia should TOS you.
>>
>>Excuse me?  Since getting this account, I have not morphed my name ONCE.  If
>>I ever do, it will be for entertainment purposes only, to some silly joke 
>>name that fits with the joke, not for killfile evasion.  Anyone who does not 
>>like what I have to say can put ebischoff@meowworldorder.com in their 
>>killfile.  The tag idea is being discussed because of the Head Fucked Wankers 
>>named Big Daddy Zeus and Skippy,
>>who are randomly changing names by injecting characters for the deliberate 
>>purpose of evading killfiles.
>
>You must remember that "Eric" is a meower. The meowers are known all over
>usenet for abuse which includes flooding and group invasions. He is attempting
>to divert attention from his guilty ilk of meowers by blaming other groups.
> Some 
>recent meow invaded and flooded groups include demon.local,
> alt.toys.transformers,
>alt.fan.power.rangers, alt.mcdonalds.crew, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, amongst
> others. If 
>you would like to see meowers in action go look in those groups. 

Can you spell P-K-B?  By the way, nice trick setting the followup line to all 
the groups that just so HAPPENED to be the ones Big Daddy Zeus is spewing in.
And NONE of the groups this was originally posted to.

Fuckhead.

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   / uncleeric AT hotmail DOT com / rec.sport.pro-wrestling  /         JOHN
  /                              / alt.fan.karl-malden.nose /          HENRY
 /     The Meow World Order     / alt.bonehead.john-henry  /           SUCKS     
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Let's see how much better things get." - John Henry, 2/20/98,
<LYnH.748$0s1.1953375@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

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