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Re: Someone bring me up to speed, please? Give a CONCISE, easy to understand explaination of FOTCA and Uncle Eric...

#624
From: Uncle Eric Bischoff
Date: Sat, 19 Sep 1998 00:00
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Jomtien@the.beach (Jomtien) issued forth thusly such prose that wouldst be forever enshrined under the code <360541cb.4646014@207.14.113.10> at Deja News, where one canst dig up dirt on any foe and catch then in their own foul contradictions and machinations, but i digress, so without further ado, we proceed forthwith to the aforementioned prose of Jomtien@the.beach (Jomtien):
>ebischoff@meowworldorder.com (Uncle Eric Bischoff) wrote:
>
>>>You get your jollies by pissing off other people. Regardless of how
>>>insane FotCA may or may not be he/she and others should be left alone
>>>to do their thing in their own group if that's what they want.
>>
>>I see.  Freedom of speech, except for that which we disagree.  You 
>>hypocritical fuckhead.  If they don't like what I have to say they can 
>>killfile me.
>>
>>>
>>>*No-one* needs an asshole like you.
>>
>>Bite me.  I think you're an asshole, but i don't think you should be censored.
> 
>>That's what freedom of speech is.  The right to be an asshole.
>The right to freedom of speech, yes. But not when your only desire is
>to piss other people off.

That's not freedom of speech then.  Anyone who says freedom of speech for some 
kinds of speech but not for others is a hypocrite.

>Say what you like and be as big an asshole as you like *in your own
>group* and leave other people alone to say what they like in theirs.
>That way everyone will get along just nicely.

They can still say what they like.  You see, getting flamed does not censor 
you.  You are free to answer or ignore the flames.  If you are offended, tough 
shit, life's offensive.

But I see you're more interested in people getting along nicely than free 
speech.  Well, if that's the case go to AOL.  There's a service where they 
make sure everyone 'gets along nicely'.

>End of discussion.

FOAD, YPW.

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From: ebischoff@meowworldorder.com (Uncle Eric Bischoff)
Subject: Re: Someone bring me up to speed, please? Give a CONCISE, easy to understand explaination of FOTCA and Uncle Eric...
Date: 1998/09/19
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