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clarisse@ihug.co.nz wrote in message <3877dc89.26397269@news.ihug.co.nz>...
>1.  The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH
>Speedometer.
>
>2.  The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track
>tape player.
>
>3.  The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect
>this and try again later.
>
>4.  The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver
>from seeing better cars.
>
>5.  AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's
>the NEW model.
>
>6.  Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up"
>for no apparent reason.
>
>7.  The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have
>lots'a of pretty colors and lights.
>
>8.  The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra
>seats for family members.
>
>9.   AOL car mechanics would have no experience whatsoever in car
>repair.
>
>10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the
>car off of them.
>
>11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls
>to other AOL car cell phones.
>
>12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from
>driving near other car dealerships.
>13. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL
>cars stall just for fun.
>
>14. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
>
>15. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and
>gave worse mileage.
>
>16. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would
>wonder, M/F/age?
>
>17. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry
>another AOL car owner.
>
>18. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they
>really are.
>
>19. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no
>other cars have them.
>
>20. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would
>say,"Good-Bye."