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-***- ARE YOU GETTING LAID PLENTY? I AM. -***-

#1934
From: Snark
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 00:00
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  I have learned things.

  I wanted to puke when I was 16 and my best friend had girls coming to
his house just to hang out and flirt. And then -- these girls who wouldn't
even consider giving me a date, let alone sex -- later they'd call me and
sob over how poorly he'd treated them, AFTER they'd slept with him.

  I was angry, resentful, and damned determined. I wanted to be the stud,
not the shoulder to cry on. I began taking notes. 

  I've taken those notes for more than 15 years. I've had sex with young
women, old women, ugly girls, fat girls, thin girls, the
plain-but-enthusiastic "girl next door" and awesome babes who could've
stepped from the cover of Playboy right into my bedroom.

  I have learned their secrets.

 Did you know:

     -There are more than a dozen, separate, clearly visible "body
language" signals a girl "sends out" when she's interested? Most of the
time women are not even aware that they're telegraphing their secret
desires. Would you want to learn to see these signs, to recognize them and
"send out" the proper responses?

     -There are biological reasons why women prefer to sleep with guys
who'll treat them poorly? Would you want to know what those reasons are,
and ways you can use these biological functions to your advantage?

     -That uncontrolled automobile skids, bullfights, bad neighborhoods
and suspension bridges all have something in common when it comes to
getting you laid? Wanna know what it is?

     -That with less than a month of study and practice (there's a whole
lot more to know than is listed here) you could get more. And get it
faster? Want to?

  Here's the story. In the last few years I've pulled it all together. Now
I get what I want, mostly, and mostly when I want it. My friends now ask
me, like I used to ask my best friend when I was 16, how I do it. The
stuff just came naturally to him, he didn't know how he did it.  I do.

  I've just given away my notes, my secrets, to friends and even friends
of friends. That changed in January when a friend (who gets much more
these days) told me I ought to box this stuff up and sell it, that I had
worked too hard on it for too many years to just give it away. He was
right.

  It costs me about $5 to get it printed and send it to you. You send me
that, and $20 for my 15 years of meticulous study. I think that's fair. 

  I have their secrets. For $25 you get them in a plain brown wrapper.

  Send check, cash or money order to:

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Double-D Promotions
4636-223 Lebanon Road
Nashville, Tenn. 37076-1316
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Subject: -***-  ARE YOU GETTING LAID PLENTY? I AM.  -***-
Date: 1996/02/17
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