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2 total messages Started by Alex Cain Fri, 04 Aug 2000 00:00
America Online - so easy to use, no wonder it's Number One!
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Author: Alex Cain
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000 00:00
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Wow!  America Online saved my marriage, whitened my teeth,
got me a raise, paid off all my taxes, taught me how to 
skydive, and is a floor polish AND a desert topping!!!

So easy to use, no wonder it's number one!
Re: America Online - so easy to use, no wonder it's Number One!
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Author: Battle Droid 9-20 -The artist th...
Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2000 00:00
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When russofan@hotmail.com (Alex Cain) reached Jupiter, they took a good, 
long look at the monolith and transmitted the following:

>Wow!  America Online saved my marriage,
to a guy named Bob.

>whitened my teeth,
because of all the dick I sucked from Bob,

>got me a raise,

because Bob is your boss.

>paid off all my taxes,

because Bob pays you for each suck.

>taught me how to skydive,

well, uh, guess you like sucking cock while falling?

>and is a floor polish AND a desert topping!!!

So that's what bisks can be used for?

>So easy to use, no wonder it's number one . . .

 . . . in lamers, newbies, and pedophiles !

-- 
Battle Droid 9-20 . . . The one with KIDDO on his back!
Remove the REVOME from Starcraft86@REMOVEyahoo.com to reply.

Quote of the moment:
Battle Droid 9-20 (Starcraft86@Yahoo.com) wrote:

YHBT, you top posting bastard. And you, Matt Arnold, how many times will 
you be trolled by
Valueless? Plonk him like everyone else has.

Matt Arnold (matt@kewlie.net) replied:
What are you saying?
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