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2 total messages Started by Rugrat Tue, 01 Aug 2000 00:00
GWB = Great White Bullshitter
#15
Author: Rugrat
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000 00:00
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GW Bush... have you ever wondered what the initials REALLY mean?
Well, this is quite plausible as an answer:

GWB = Great White Bullshitter

or if you prefer

GWB = Great Western Bullshitter

In any case we are all in a heap of trouble no matter who is elected.
After all take a look at what the candidates each have to offer:

GW Bush thinks he can buy the Presidency - a likely candidate to be
blackmailed if you ask me. After all, he will just pay 'em off. And all
the terrorists will have a field day because here is a politician who
will pay anybody to get anything (and all those foreigners sure do like
US Bucks). And how can he be so damned sure that he has never fried an
innocent convict? Between baby Bush and his brother Jeb, they form the
executioner's committee, killing more people than most other states
combined. The law of chance shows that the probability is good they have
gotten at least one of them wrong.

Al Gore - so here comes the preacher to the rescue (and this system
is theoretically supposed to maintain separation of church and state).
Gore will save everybody the trouble of paying for anything because
he will simply take money from the US taxpayers and give everything
away to anybody and everybody who is unwilling to work for what
they get.

John McCain sure is looking better and better, perhaps with Colin Powell
as a running mate (and I am historically a hard core, Kennedy clan loving,
democrat too)!!!

Or... how about Cynthia McKinney for President with Dr. Jocelyn Elders
as a running mate. I always did think that Dr. Elders had much better
common sense than Bill Clinton and I always favored the "Fire Clinton,
Elect Elders" alternative approach. But then in firing Dr. Elders, Bill
Clinton was only trying to cover up his wacky relationship with cigars
in the White House by invoking his executive privelege just like Richard
Nixon... that is the "its OK for me but not OK for you" rule. And to
borrow a line from the Burt Reynolds movie, Cynthia McKinney has always
had a unique way of cutting through the rubbish and getting right to the
point of the matter. Indeed she is the only public official who has ever
made me feel proud to have voted for her.

So what is the practical answer? How about this one. Make Richard Pryor
(aka Monty Brewster) proud of you in November and write in your vote
for "None of the Above". Perhaps that would shake up all the politicians
enough that they would change the tune they are singing. But then again,
considering that most of them are, after all, politicians, perhaps they
would still be too pig-headed to get the message.

Rugrat
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Re: GWB = Great White Bullshitter
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Author: Jim Fincher
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000 00:00
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sounds like you're talking about yourself pal.... if you want to run on and on
and show your level of incompetance, how about doing it on a discussion
group... this by the way is a "For Sale" group....

Go vote for the idiot Gore... after all he invented the Internet so morons
like you can barf up your incongruant ramblings.... oh didn't he tell you that
he and Billy financed it with money from the Chinese and other enemies of
freedom and democracy ?

That's right pal.... he is the one who sold out... be jealous of Americans who
are successful and made some money.... I may not have any, but at least am
bright enough not to be jealous of those who made it in our evil, capitalistic
society that is so prosperous that even someone as low on the totem pole as
you can make a living....

only in America.....!!!!!!1

Rugrat wrote:

> GW Bush... have you ever wondered what the initials REALLY mean?
> Well, this is quite plausible as an answer:
>
> GWB = Great White Bullshitter
>
> or if you prefer
>
> GWB = Great Western Bullshitter
>
> In any case we are all in a heap of trouble no matter who is elected.
> After all take a look at what the candidates each have to offer:
>
> GW Bush thinks he can buy the Presidency - a likely candidate to be
> blackmailed if you ask me. After all, he will just pay 'em off. And all
> the terrorists will have a field day because here is a politician who
> will pay anybody to get anything (and all those foreigners sure do like
> US Bucks). And how can he be so damned sure that he has never fried an
> innocent convict? Between baby Bush and his brother Jeb, they form the
> executioner's committee, killing more people than most other states
> combined. The law of chance shows that the probability is good they have
> gotten at least one of them wrong.
>
> Al Gore - so here comes the preacher to the rescue (and this system
> is theoretically supposed to maintain separation of church and state).
> Gore will save everybody the trouble of paying for anything because
> he will simply take money from the US taxpayers and give everything
> away to anybody and everybody who is unwilling to work for what
> they get.
>
> John McCain sure is looking better and better, perhaps with Colin Powell
> as a running mate (and I am historically a hard core, Kennedy clan loving,
> democrat too)!!!
>
> Or... how about Cynthia McKinney for President with Dr. Jocelyn Elders
> as a running mate. I always did think that Dr. Elders had much better
> common sense than Bill Clinton and I always favored the "Fire Clinton,
> Elect Elders" alternative approach. But then in firing Dr. Elders, Bill
> Clinton was only trying to cover up his wacky relationship with cigars
> in the White House by invoking his executive privelege just like Richard
> Nixon... that is the "its OK for me but not OK for you" rule. And to
> borrow a line from the Burt Reynolds movie, Cynthia McKinney has always
> had a unique way of cutting through the rubbish and getting right to the
> point of the matter. Indeed she is the only public official who has ever
> made me feel proud to have voted for her.
>
> So what is the practical answer? How about this one. Make Richard Pryor
> (aka Monty Brewster) proud of you in November and write in your vote
> for "None of the Above". Perhaps that would shake up all the politicians
> enough that they would change the tune they are singing. But then again,
> considering that most of them are, after all, politicians, perhaps they
> would still be too pig-headed to get the message.
>
> Rugrat
> ********
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