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Article #106349[Fwd: Dean Hollister still blows Goats]
From: jas
Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 00:00
Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 00:00
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Dearest Dean. I noticed you never responded to this posting - so just in case you missed it - I'm reposting it for you. Thinking of you... jas. jas wrote: > > Dean Hollister wrote: > > > > jas wrote: > > > > > I'm thinking of starting a fan website and maybe a monthly newsletter. > > > Then all the fat people around the world can get together to celebrate > > > your pig ignorance. > > > > No, they'll just offload all their bodily secretions all over you as > > well. Hey, the cure for obesity has just been discovered. > > Yes. The cure for obesity is seeing you naked. Your bloated, white, > pasty appearance belies the black rot that lies within. > > > > Who's we? You and your 129+ friends? Or perhaps you're under the > > > apprehension that the many legions of Usenet Posters are interested in > > > your infantile projections? > > > > They're certainly not interested in yours. Notice only two people > > posting to this thread? > > One person is posting to this thread. Me. There is no stretch of the > imagination that could define you as a person. Learn to add Dean. > > > What does that tell you about who's interested in you? > > Well I've had public support from one person so far - have you had any? > No... just more of your lies about people supporting you in private. A > nice tool in your flaming arsenal (hahahaha) but also a complete and > utter misrepresentation. > > > > If you're too stupid to realise that the challenge is to simply respond > > > coherently then we might as well pack up and go home. > > > > That's always an option for me. But you don't have a home to go to. > > Axton Street may contain many homes. But yours is a gutter. > > > > I genuinely believe that you are a genetic tragedy. > > > > Hahahahaha! Thanks for admitting defeat so graciously. At least I HAVE > > genes. You, on the other hand, are limited to deposits of clay bound by > > water. Totally inert, totally useless. > > You do jump to conclusions don't you? > > It seems that by presupposing my accept of defeat you have admitted that > you are a genetic tragedy. Guess you never made the Debating Team eh > Dean? > > I think you're going to drown in this mud puddle. > > > > The progeny of some > > > unholy tryst between an idiot savant and the offensive substance found > > > in the grease traps at fast food stores. > > > > That's not a nice thing to say about your own parents, Jasie. > > Oh Ha Ha. Good comeback or something. You obviously ate the Breakfast > of Champions this morning. But with your fingers no doubt. I find it > hard to believe they'd give you a dangerous utensil like a spoon. > > > > I am considering a petition to ensure that should some crazy woman with > > > no self-esteem ever decide to breed with you, that the offspring be > > > ground up and used to help clean up oil spills. > > > > Clay is the best thing for that. I have an EHO contact with a few > > jackhammers at his disposal. That's if your interested in grinding > > yourself up to soak up those oil spills your masturbating over in here. > > The last resort of the intellectually inept. Simply rewording my taunts > doesn't improve your image Dean. I know you want to be like me, but > you're going to have to find it within yourself to fight your own > battles. > > I refuse to take part in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. > > > > No Dean. > > > > You're still getting that wrong. > > How? You made a grammatical error and you can't admit it? Childish. > > > You also still haven't demonstrated how to use customer headers in > > Netscape G 3.01. Or are you lying about that as well? > > Why should I? I have no need to be ashamed of what I post Dean. I'm > happy to have my postings archived for posterity. Are you scared yours > will come back to haunt you when you grow up or get better? > > > > Perhaps your few brain cells are on holiday? > > > > I tried to loan them to you, to see if you'd be able to approach my > > level of wit, intelligence and all-round nicety. An experiement that > > didn't work, so I've taken all 16 million of my brain cells back off > > you. > > 16 Million brain cells? Your poor retarded cretin. > > There are a total of 10 trillion cells in the brain. One trillion are > nerve cells. > (David Morilak, Ph.D., Department of Pharmacology, UTHSCSA) > http://www.nsf.gov/nstw_questions/biol/quest006.htm > > You're so far from grasping reality. > > You're so easy to mock. > > You're such a moron. > > You're a complete and utter dickhead Dean. > > > Far more than those who haven't emailed me with their opposition. Guess > > what? You're the only one - as opposed to over a dozen supportive > > emails. All asking me not to stop pissing you off. It's working a treat! > > Ahahahahahha. *ahem*. Ahahahahah. > > You fuckstick. > > As if. You really are so far beyond credibility it's breathtaking. > > > > I am now sincerely concerned that I may be haranguing a > > > mentally unstable individual. > > > > You mean threatening to stalk. Your use of the word "haranguing" is a > > dishonest one. > > Don't flatter yourself. I'd rather stalk Rod Speed. He's an order of > magnitude more credible than you GutterBoy. > > > > So are you still a fat blimp or have you deflated to say - pretentiously > > > plump? > > > > 75.5kg @ 184cm. Just proved you wrong again. > > A long, tall, thin streak of pelican offal. > > > > Can I call you at home on that 9450 8181 number? > > > > Nope - because you'll have the cops to deal with. That's referred to as > > "stalking" under WA legislation, isn't it now?! > > No, no. I just want to join APANA. I have SO much respect for some of > its members. > > But I may walk past your gutter anyway. Seems we live in neighbouring > suburbs. > > > > No. I looked at some of your old postings on DejaNews. > > > > I didn't think you'd use 013 or the phone book. That requires > > intelligence and commonsense. Qualities you do not posses. > > That's "possess" Dean. > > Shame you can't go back and get DejaNews to delete old articles isn't > it? > > You may have bitten off more than you can chew this time Dean. > > I'm tenacious. And a little aggressive. > > > > You are quite obviously unstable, bordering on the incoherent and undeniably suffering > > > paranoid delusions. > > > > My apologies to your Doctor. > > > > I'll pass your concerns onto Tom Dadour. He'll laugh at you just as loud > > as I am now. Been my GP since at least 1970, y'know. > > What a bizarre coincidence. We share the same Doctor. > > I've been seeing him in his Subiaco Surgery since I first started being > treated for my occasional violent episodes. > > > You silly and useless.........brick. > > > > d. > > What happened to us Dean? I used to so enjoy rubbing your shoulders. > > *mwah* > > See you soon Gorgeous. > > jas.
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