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[Fwd: Dean Hollister still blows Goats]

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From: jas
Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 00:00
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Dearest Dean.

I noticed you never responded to this posting - so just in case you
missed it - I'm reposting it for you.

Thinking of you...

jas.

jas wrote:
> 
> Dean Hollister wrote:
> >
> > jas wrote:
> >
> > > I'm thinking of starting a fan website and maybe a monthly newsletter.
> > > Then all the fat people around the world can get together to celebrate
> > > your pig ignorance.
> >
> > No, they'll just offload all their bodily secretions all over you as
> > well. Hey, the cure for obesity has just been discovered.
> 
> Yes.  The cure for obesity is seeing you naked.  Your bloated, white,
> pasty appearance belies the black rot that lies within.
> 
> > > Who's we?  You and your 129+ friends?  Or perhaps you're under the
> > > apprehension that the many legions of Usenet Posters are interested in
> > > your infantile projections?
> >
> > They're certainly not interested in yours. Notice only two people
> > posting to this thread?
> 
> One person is posting to this thread.  Me.  There is no stretch of the
> imagination that could define you as a person.  Learn to add Dean.
> 
> > What does that tell you about who's interested in you?
> 
> Well I've had public support from one person so far - have you had any?
> No... just more of your lies about people supporting you in private.  A
> nice tool in your flaming arsenal (hahahaha) but also a complete and
> utter misrepresentation.
> 
> > > If you're too stupid to realise that the challenge is to simply respond
> > > coherently then we might as well pack up and go home.
> >
> > That's always an option for me. But you don't have a home to go to.
> 
> Axton Street may contain many homes.  But yours is a gutter.
> 
> > > I genuinely believe that you are a genetic tragedy.
> >
> > Hahahahaha! Thanks for admitting defeat so graciously. At least I HAVE
> > genes. You, on the other hand, are limited to deposits of clay bound by
> > water. Totally inert, totally useless.
> 
> You do jump to conclusions don't you?
> 
> It seems that by presupposing my accept of defeat you have admitted that
> you are a genetic tragedy.  Guess you never made the Debating Team eh
> Dean?
> 
> I think you're going to drown in this mud puddle.
> 
> > > The progeny of some
> > > unholy tryst between an idiot savant and the offensive substance found
> > > in the grease traps at fast food stores.
> >
> > That's not a nice thing to say about your own parents, Jasie.
> 
> Oh Ha Ha.  Good comeback or something.  You obviously ate the Breakfast
> of Champions this morning.  But with your fingers no doubt.  I find it
> hard to believe they'd give you a dangerous utensil like a spoon.
> 
> > > I am considering a petition to ensure that should some crazy woman with
> > > no self-esteem ever decide to breed with you, that the offspring be
> > > ground up and used to help clean up oil spills.
> >
> > Clay is the best thing for that. I have an EHO contact with a few
> > jackhammers at his disposal. That's if your interested in grinding
> > yourself up to soak up those oil spills your masturbating over in here.
> 
> The last resort of the intellectually inept.  Simply rewording my taunts
> doesn't improve your image Dean.  I know you want to be like me, but
> you're going to have to find it within yourself to fight your own
> battles.
> 
> I refuse to take part in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
> 
> > > No Dean.
> >
> > You're still getting that wrong.
> 
> How?  You made a grammatical error and you can't admit it?  Childish.
> 
> > You also still haven't demonstrated how to use customer headers in
> > Netscape G 3.01. Or are you lying about that as well?
> 
> Why should I?  I have no need to be ashamed of what I post Dean.  I'm
> happy to have my postings archived for posterity.  Are you scared yours
> will come back to haunt you when you grow up or get better?
> 
> > > Perhaps your few brain cells are on holiday?
> >
> > I tried to loan them to you, to see if you'd be able to approach my
> > level of wit, intelligence and all-round nicety. An experiement that
> > didn't work, so I've taken all 16 million of my brain cells back off
> > you.
> 
> 16 Million brain cells?  Your poor retarded cretin.
> 
> There are a total of 10 trillion cells in the brain. One trillion are
> nerve cells.
> (David Morilak, Ph.D., Department of Pharmacology, UTHSCSA)
> http://www.nsf.gov/nstw_questions/biol/quest006.htm
> 
> You're so far from grasping reality.
> 
> You're so easy to mock.
> 
> You're such a moron.
> 
> You're a complete and utter dickhead Dean.
> 
> > Far more than those who haven't emailed me with their opposition. Guess
> > what? You're the only one - as opposed to over a dozen supportive
> > emails. All asking me not to stop pissing you off. It's working a treat!
> 
> Ahahahahahha.  *ahem*.  Ahahahahah.
> 
> You fuckstick.
> 
> As if.  You really are so far beyond credibility it's breathtaking.
> 
> > > I am now sincerely concerned that I may be haranguing a
> > > mentally unstable individual.
> >
> > You mean threatening to stalk. Your use of the word "haranguing" is a
> > dishonest one.
> 
> Don't flatter yourself.  I'd rather stalk Rod Speed.  He's an order of
> magnitude more credible than you GutterBoy.
> 
> > > So are you still a fat blimp or have you deflated to say - pretentiously
> > > plump?
> >
> > 75.5kg @ 184cm. Just proved you wrong again.
> 
> A long, tall, thin streak of pelican offal.
> 
> > > Can I call you at home on that 9450 8181 number?
> >
> > Nope - because you'll have the cops to deal with. That's referred to as
> > "stalking" under WA legislation, isn't it now?!
> 
> No, no.  I just want to join APANA.  I have SO much respect for some of
> its members.
> 
> But I may walk past your gutter anyway.  Seems we live in neighbouring
> suburbs.
> 
> > > No.  I looked at some of your old postings on DejaNews.
> >
> > I didn't think you'd use 013 or the phone book. That requires
> > intelligence and commonsense. Qualities you do not posses.
> 
> That's "possess" Dean.
> 
> Shame you can't go back and get DejaNews to delete old articles isn't
> it?
> 
> You may have bitten off more than you can chew this time Dean.
> 
> I'm tenacious.  And a little aggressive.
> 
> > > You are quite obviously unstable, bordering on the incoherent and undeniably suffering
> > > paranoid delusions.
> 
> > > My apologies to your Doctor.
> >
> > I'll pass your concerns onto Tom Dadour. He'll laugh at you just as loud
> > as I am now. Been my GP since at least 1970, y'know.
> 
> What a bizarre coincidence.  We share the same Doctor.
> 
> I've been seeing him in his Subiaco Surgery since I first started being
> treated for my occasional violent episodes.
> 
> > You silly and useless.........brick.
> >
> > d.
> 
> What happened to us Dean?  I used to so enjoy rubbing your shoulders.
> 
> *mwah*
> 
> See you soon Gorgeous.
> 
> jas.
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Subject: [Fwd: Dean Hollister still blows Goats]
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