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Re: The Computer Solutions Line - Finally, a 900 # Worth Calling!

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From: Douglas Jackson
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 1996 00:00

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Anthony J. Sequeira (compsolv@packet.net) wrote:

:                                         Many of our staff are Certified 
: Microsoft Professionals!

: What are some of the questions our support staff love to answer?

: What computer should I buy?

    Howabout anything that can't run MacroSloth WinDoze of any variety?  
Sounds good to me.

: Can I upgrade to Windows95?

    Quickly followed by the question "Can you suck _all_ of the money out 
of my wallet in under 5 seconds?...."

: How can I stop General Protection Faults in my Windows apps.?

    Don't run the application, and don't run Winblows.  End of problem.

: How can I speed up my machine?

    A foolproof method of speeding up your PeeCee.  9.8ms^2....

: I am getting the following error in my wordprocessor . . .?

    Use a pen you lazy bastard.

Non Bloody Serviam,
    Doug.

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From: lsscdjj@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Douglas Jackson)
Subject: Re: The Computer Solutions Line - Finally, a 900 # Worth Calling!
Date: 1996/04/15
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