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Re: A Golf Schedule from Heaven

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From: Leon Brooks
Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 00:00
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Andrew Mather (amsm@deakin.edu.au) wrote:
AM> Andrew Tunney wrote:
AT>> Ken Clarkson wrote:
KC>>> Hello, my name is Ken Clarkson and here's my Golf Schedule for
KC>>> the next 6 months:

KC>>> EVERY MORNING

Ahh... a masochist!

KC>>> It Costs you nothing to reply and it may change your life.

Notice that he doesn't promnise that it will _improve_ your life...

AT>> What does this crap have to do with OS/2 ??

Nothing. But this is a Linux echo.

AM> Or Linux ??

He's probably taking about using the time he saves since he deleted
Windows-94.999998345 from his disk.

AM> Besides, I always thought heaven was a place where there was NO GOLF !

Conceptually, heaven is a place too nice to need tools or competition
in, and too interesting to waste time in.

AM> Golf every morning sounds more like purgatory to me...now, fishing ?
AM> well, that's a different story. 

Yes. Fishing is purgatory for the fish... (-:

You wouldn't think that nice people like the Hindus would invent a
place like purgatory, but you would suspect the Romans of "borrowing"
it from them and then claiming that it was always theirs alone.

: (Sorry, but that's just my $0.02)

Has to be $0.05 now, else you can't get paid.


-=-=-=-=-=- Regards / Leon Brooks -=-=-=-=-=-
Since octopus, large bats and humans
have highly similar eye structures,
they all must have a common ancestor.
What was it? (-:
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