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Xenu Manifesto Third Part: Loonie playgrounds on usenet:

This is where I will enlighten you the usenet peasantry of those 
newsgroups that are ripe for trolling by masterful mischief 

makers like me. Not only are they fun to troll, the concept surrounding 
the group's creation in the first place is usually 

pretty comical:


Loonie Groups: Alt.flame, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.aol-
sucks,alt.troll,alt.usenet.kooks: These groups all have names that 

should say it all, they are dedicated to the very thing that you pissants 
whine about, trolling. These are also groups well 

past their prime and their reputations are more than obselete.
	Alt.flame: Up until the early 90s, this group thought of itself as 
the premier flaming group on usenet, and that was 

debatable then, as I was able to make several forays into their newsgroup 
and make several of the dregulars cry, but in this 

day and age they cascade and resort to one liners and that's all they 
seem able to do. 
	alt.fan.karl: thinks they have a similar reputation, yet, in fact 
they are a crossroads of crossposting aNd little 

else. because of that, the only reputation they have is laughable.
	alt.aol-sucks: sadder than any other groups listed, one upon a time, 
dedicated to the hatred of aol, but as everyone 

has come to know how much aol sucks, the point is moot, all the former 
regulars have left and the group is left alive by Dr 

Harvie and a few other pathetic losers.
	alt.usenet.kooks and alt.troll: these two have potential for 
entertainment as they serve as recon points for good 

groups to troll as well as sightings for new and interesting k00ks to 
pester. They ebba nd flow, but are more fun than some.

The Political groups; alt.politics; liberals, republicans, fan rush 
limbaugh, howard stern, liberatarian, et al. Every two 

bit political opinion is represented by at least one newsgroup, often 
many. Not to be redundant, I see no purpose in breaking 

down every single political group again, as the threads of oen group 
typically get crossposted to all of them anyway. The 

funier bits in this arena are the never ending accusations by the lefties 
against the Bush administration and the resulting 

flame wars as the righties get ticked. And if you add in the religious 
groups, notably christian, you get to tackle the gay 

agenda and abortion as well. My two sense:
	Abortion: Casual abortion is wrong, but it is not the place of some 
southern baptist jowel faced fatass to tell 

anyone else what they can or cant do when that same fatass cant even 
control his own  diet.
	The gay agenda: There most certainly is a gay agenda to pushs for 
acceptance of what is a deviant lifestyle. With 

shows like the queer eye and the like they are trying to present 
metrosexuality as something acceptable, where normals like 

you and I merely dress like homos and that is the first step. You have a 
right to be a sicko but expect the stigma, it part 

of being a sicko.

	The nutjob newsgroups: alt.bigfoot.research,alt.alien.everything, 
alt.conspiracy, alt.fan.artbell: This groups are 

fun because anythinga nd everything weird can rear its ugly little head 
in  here. Bigfoot beinga robot, crop circles and the 

international zionist conspiracy, The funny thing is that most of the 
regulars in these groups actually believe in the crap 

they post about. These are some of the better k00k breeding grounds, same 
can be said of some of the sci. groups where jack 

sarfartii and ed conrad spew their drivel.
	Ironically I feel the need to categorize the astrology loons by 
themselves because with the Wollman faction's 

presence you have taking on the k00kologist faction, but also there is a 
hindu vedic faction pushing the notion that 

astrology is valid science and with that you get the oppurtunity to start 
flame wars that can spill over into the hindu 

religious groups, the pagan groups as well as the sci groups, fun stuff 
pissing off nutty new agers.

Also in a ripple of the hindu squad, you get spillover into pagan, vegan 
and peta nuts whom all want you to eat your veggies 

and be nice to animals, and I would have no issue with that if half of 
these eco terrorists were also homo sexauls and nazis 

all at once. I hate them.

	Alt.support.childfree: The crown jewel of hatred towards breeders, 
yuppie scum and ill mannered little brats. I 

actually sympathize with these people, as they right. For every out of 
control brat you ever see in the grocery store, you 

know what they mean. Besides, this group is pretty resistant to trolling 
but a good point for crossposting into parenting 

groups where you serve notice of their soccer mom evil ways. Let me just 
say that the regs of ascf often endorse my efforts 

on their behalf and they are more than welcome.	

soc.men, etc: The mens rights movement is simply a joke and these hotjobs 
are trolled like fish in a barrel, they are nothing 

but a bunch of losers trying top get out of paying their child support 
and many of them like to abuse women and kids. As such 

these folks are a goldmine, crossposting into the feminazi groups and 
several other political ones makes for some fun fodder 

as well, and one guy in particular, the seduction artist posts 
voluntarily to both his seduction grouo and the women hater 

groups, kinda gives you an idea of the kind of scum you're dealing with 
there.

Sports Fans: You guys are just idiots, it's that simple. Notjing more to 
it, you analyze stats, and the score averages of 

someone getting paid to play a stupid game, it doesnt even matter what 
the game is. You guys are just drop dead  brain dead 

and have nothing going for you.

I could never forget Eurtrash, and those around the world who suck on an 
equal basis. I hate your anti americanism, you 

liberalism and your appeasing of the Arab menace. But hey thats okay, 
frogistan will be followed by croutistan and you get 

the gyst. There will likely be more stans and spain before you cowards 
wise up.

Conclusion: Usenet is no doubt a big big place, with many fun and 
rewarding trolling oppurtunities, but that is where 

crossposting is your friend, to maximize the bang you get for your buck. 
Find as many like minded groups on bolth sides of an 

issue and you will hopefully cause a flame war that will last for months, 
if you find a third sympathetic group as well, go 

nuts, the more the merry. So far I have covered the fun of trolling, my 
favorite groups, and their inhabitants and why they 

deserve the trolling. Now the real fun begins.