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"Jabba's gonna be pissed that I dumped his shipment.  I better come up
with a good excuse this time" Han says.
        "Eeeeooorghh grooowggh ahhhft" replies Chewbacca.
        "Why don't you go vacuum yourself and take a Tic Tac"
says Han.

        "Solo will be sorry if he didn't complete my transaction"
snarls Jabba the Hut.  "He and his throw rug of a friend will be made 
examples of."
        "Word has it that Han Solo is en route to Tatooine now, Master"
says Jabba's servant.
        "Yeh, whatever... Go wash that tube coming out of your head and
get me a frog" Jabba replies.

        "I must join with the Imperial Forces if we are to control the
new Trade Federation" says Annakin.
        "In a minute, I'm just about to cum!" says Queen Amidala while
Annie whitewashes her fence.
        "I may have to turn completely against the Jedi and even destroy
some of them" Annie continues.
        "How can you talk and give me such planet shattering orgasms at
the same time?" asks the Queen.
        "The Force isn't just for knowledge and defense" Annie smirks.

        "I must go and find Annakin to see if I can talk some sense into
him" says Obi Wan.
        "Fucked things up enough already you have, wouldn't you say,
hmmm" replies Yoda.
        "But I know I can turn him back!" Obi Wan says.
        "To the Dark side Annakin has not yet turned.  Patience.  His
own decisions he must be allowed to make.  That is the way of things"
says Yoda.
        "I sense that he wants to destroy the other Sith Lord.  If this
Sith is the Master, Annakin is in danger of being turned against his
will" replies Obi Wan.
        "Keen and accurate your insight is, young Obi Wan.  However, if
this Sith acquired a new apprentice has, foolish would you be to stand
against them alone.  Accompanied by Mace Windu you must be" adds Yoda.
        "Thank you Master!" says Obi Wan.
        "Off you go.  The crapper I have to use.  May the Force be with
you" replies Yoda.

tbc 

MAX DESTROYER