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Midnight Poet wrote:

> Okay, I'm madly trying to find the exact quote....
>
> When Apollo 11 landed on the moon, amateur radio operators worldwide were
> listening in to transmissions from the craft back to Earth. The *alleged*
> transcript of events goes like this -

Got a .wav file of it?

> What was it, what the hell was it? That's all I want to know....
> These. . . (garbled) . . .babies were huge, sir, they were enormous....
> No, No, that's just field distortion....
> Oh, God, you wouldn't believe it....
> What...what...what the hell's going on?
> They're here, under the surface....
> What's there.. .malfunction. . .Mission Control calling Apollo 11....
> Roger, we're here, all three of us, but we've found some visitors....

The LM could only hold 2 so how could all three be there?

> Yeah, they've been here for quite a while judging by the installations....
> Mission control, repeat last message....
> I'm telling you, there are other spacecraft out there. They're lined up in
> ranks on the far side of the crater edge....
> Repeat, repeat....
> Let's get that orbit scanned and head home....
> In 625 to the fifth, auto-relays set...My hands are shaking so bad....
> Film...yes, the damned cameras were clicking away from up here...
> Did you fellows get anything?
> Had no film left by the time. . . (garbled) . . . three shots of the
> saucers, or whatever they were. . .may have fogged the film.

Fogged the film.  LOL.

This is what they all say about their hubcap being out of focus.

> Mission Control, this is Mission Control...are you under way, repeat, are
> you under way? What's this uproar about UFOs? Over.
> They're set up down there...they're on the moon... watching us....

Yes.  Some people can have interesting delusions.

> Kind regards,
>
> JASON
>
> ps - regarding Roswell and such, read any of the books by Stanton T
> Friedman.

What is it with people who think we're too dumb to do it ourselves?

I guess they just extrapolate their immense stupidity onto the rest of the
species and claim that if they can't think of a way to make a microchip no one
can.