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>  > Ahhhh. But you're forgetting the whole alien conspiracy. They told us
to
>  > STAY  AWAY  from the Moon or else.
>  >
>  > JASON
>
>
> I've  never heard the alien conspiracy..  At least not the one that
concerns
> the moon   Do tell.....
>
>
> I have heard the other ones where the aliens from Roswell in 1947
> are the ones that gave us the Transistor and the microchip.....

Okay, I'm madly trying to find the exact quote....

When Apollo 11 landed on the moon, amateur radio operators worldwide were
listening in to transmissions from the craft back to Earth. The *alleged*
transcript of events goes like this -

What was it, what the hell was it? That's all I want to know....
These. . . (garbled) . . .babies were huge, sir, they were enormous....
No, No, that's just field distortion....
Oh, God, you wouldn't believe it....
What...what...what the hell's going on?
They're here, under the surface....
What's there.. .malfunction. . .Mission Control calling Apollo 11....
Roger, we're here, all three of us, but we've found some visitors....
Yeah, they've been here for quite a while judging by the installations....
Mission control, repeat last message....
I'm telling you, there are other spacecraft out there. They're lined up in
ranks on the far side of the crater edge....
Repeat, repeat....
Let's get that orbit scanned and head home....
In 625 to the fifth, auto-relays set...My hands are shaking so bad....
Film...yes, the damned cameras were clicking away from up here...
Did you fellows get anything?
Had no film left by the time. . . (garbled) . . . three shots of the
saucers, or whatever they were. . .may have fogged the film.
Mission Control, this is Mission Control...are you under way, repeat, are
you under way? What's this uproar about UFOs? Over.
They're set up down there...they're on the moon... watching us....


Kind regards,

JASON

ps - regarding Roswell and such, read any of the books by Stanton T
Friedman.