🚀 go-pugleaf

<x-posts to original groups re-instated>

I know this has nothing to do with austin.food, but the NNO does and I want
all of you to know it's safe, despite this idiot.

"Z" <_fireblaze_@yahoo.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
news:VB0h8.53054$6j2.3002355@typhoon.austin.rr.com...

> I would agree with that. Dusty, im on the phone with the police right now.
> you're more than welcome to call them and get the 9 digit case #. you were
> warned that any reply to my post would constitute harassment. i have a
> scheduled talk with high tech crimes in the morning. you have one last
> chance to back out of this whole ordeal. you (seriously) are on the brink
of
> going to jail for harassment. also, DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY POSTS REGARDING
> THIS. they WILL constitute further harassment.

So, talk to Detective Blanchard of the APD High Tech Division this morning,
did you? I did, too. We had a nice, long talk. Two of 'em, actually. Turns
out we use some of the same forensic software.

Anyway, it's strange, but he doesn't seem remember you coming by or
scheduling anything. You wouldn't lying again, would you?

He does, however, remember a report from you to 311, case # 024409847, which
has been officially marked "Without Merit," and tossed into the dead case
file. And he does remember telling you by phone this morning that nothing
you had so far reported was a crime. Have you forgotten already?

According to him, you said I'd been repeatedly e-mailing you, apparently in
an attempt to frame me for harassment. Oops, another lie. Didn't anyone ever
tell you lying to a cop is a BAD idea?

You promised to send him copies of the e-mails this morning, which you then
did not, most likely because I've NEVER e-mailed you. Not once, ever. All
I've ever done is *respond* to you in a public forum.

Gee, I wonder what the penalty for filing a false report is, these days? Let
us know, will you?

When I read Detective Blanchard your post above, he said, and this is a
direct quote, "That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous."

He then went on to assure me, as I am now assuring the rest of you, that
under no circumstances could *any* response in a public forum constitute
criminal harassment because, as I'm sure most of you already know, when you
post to a public forum, you are legally requesting responses. Anyone is free
to respond to anything any time they wish.

He also agrees with me that, although nuts like you rarely actually *do*
anything, it's a good idea to take precautions, especially with a large
gathering planned for tomorrow. Filing the report was the first step. Since
they're nerds at the High Tech squad, too, a good answer seemed to be to
invite them all, which I did. They'll be watching for you, since they now
know who you are.

Now, anyone interested, though I can't imagine why anyone would be, can get
a copy of random letter boy's false police report that will confirm its
"Without Merit" status by filing a request through FOI. All you need is the
case number, which I have provided. And I'm sure at least a few of you
remember Detective Blanchard from when he was a programmer at UT, so you
know if he marks it without merit, it's without merit.

I have also filed a police report. Unlike random letter idiot's, it is in
the "Active" file. Turns out threats of physical violence by electronic
media is a Class B misdemeanor, which means with probable cause, they'll
come find you and toss your sorry ass in jail.

You better hope I don't have a lot of free time today, Z. One post with a
threat from *any* of your stupid sock puppets is good enough for APD as
probable cause. Think you'll get to pick your own daddy or are they
assigned?

I tell ya, I'm absolutely flabbergasted by this guy. Has anyone ever seen
such determined stupidity? Amazing.

Cheers,

Dusty