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Politically Correct Christmas Greeting

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>From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the
wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration
of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all 

... and a financially successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2001, but with due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures or sects whose contributions to
society have helped make America great, (not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and having regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice
of computer platform or dietary preference of the
wishee. 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these
terms that- 

This greeting is subject to further clarification or
withdrawal 

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
alteration shall be made to the original greeting and
that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged. 

This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to
actually implement any of the wishes. 

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not
be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wishor. 

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably
may be expected within the usual application of good
tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first. 

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wishor 

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in
respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights
in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged. 
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But, in actuallity, Elidan and I wish all of you a
wonderful Christmas Season and may your New Year be
full of blessings, wonders and joy!
~Alfred~