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>       **  "CLONING" MOVIE MAY PROVOKE THEATER RIOTS!  **
> 
>       Anticipation is so high for the new sci-fi action movie AGENT ACTION!
>   that international theater owners are worried.   Some feel their venues may be the
>   magnet for riots.   One of the movies main themes is human cloning.  With cloning
>   as a red-hot topic and the movies anticipated big budget look with gorgeous nude
>   US playmates, the number of moviegoers is predicted to be record breaking!
> 
>       AGENT ACTION! is reported to be a sci-fi flick in the secret agent
>   "Bond" Style.  It sports exotic locations, impressive cinematography, and the
>    aforementioned naked, big-breasted actresses.  (Including Erika Olsen / Playboy
>    Mar 97)  The movie stars and is directed by charismatic and multi talented new
>    leading man William Blair.   It features celebrity guest villains and co-stars the
>    talented Jerry Lee Kmiec.
> 
>        AGENT ACTION! is currently in the middle of a heated bidding war by international
>    distributors.  The winner may have more than just an ordinary hit on its hands.
>    It may have the milestone catalyst of an international event.
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>                       OSCAR PICK FAVE FOR 97 ?   AGENT ACTION!
> 
>     Talk for the next Oscars has already started.  And the news is overwhelming for
>  one film:  AGENT ACTION!
> 
>     What "ACTION" seems to have is what the current Oscar picks lacked:  both
> great directing, great acting, and great writing all in one.    And the lions credit is
> aimed at one man; multi -talented star and director William Blair.l
> 
>       Insiders are predicting Blair may receive the most multiple Oscar wins ever:
> As best actor, best director, and best writer.   What's more: as producer and special
> effects director of photography consultant: he might also nab the best picture Oscar
> and cinematography Oscars, too!   Can Blair and AGENT ACTION! pull off this
>  unprecedented feat?
> 
>        It would certainly be a day for the all time record books.   Of course this is
>  just speculation at this point.  One thing is certain, though, 1997 is the year for
> moviegoers to enjoy AGENT ACTION!
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>                      CAN AGENT ACTION! CRUSH SCHWARZENEGGER?
> 
>        One fact seems clear:  William Blair is the world's hot new action star!
> Not only that, he appears to be a World-Class director as well.  It is this multi-talent
> capability- and freshness- that has Schwarzeneger and Stallone scared - yes, the
> world seems to be saying, replace these old fogies with new talent!
> 
>         William Blair, and AGENT ACTION!  seem to be the cure for the movie goers
> case of tired old action star Blues!    Arnold / Sly - next stop is the old folks rest home
>  for you!
> 
>        We're William Blair fans now!  Long live # 1 action star William Blair! - AGENT
> ACTION!
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>                              SEX, NUDITY, AND AGENT ACTION!
> 
>       For the many curious to see big breasted naked actresses in AGENT ACTION!,-
> there is good news.   A preview/trailer is now reportedly in the cutting stages.
>  This minute and a half of selected scenes should wet the palate of the curious.
> 
>        AGENT ACTION!, a "Bond" type thriller set in the near future, is highly anticipated.
> It reportedly features the aforementioned Big breasted actresses ( including Erika
> Olsen/ Playboy Mar 97 ) among several other ravishing beauties.
> 
>         The movie is said to star and be directed by multi talented new leading man
> William Blair.   Celebrity guest villains round out the colorful cast.
> 
>           The movie apparently also features lush exotic locations from around the world.
> Excellent cinematography and a tight nit thriller story round out this highly anticipated
> production.
> 
>          This is probably the most anticipated movie on the planet today.   And the
> thought of a trailer - possibly soon downloadable on the net - is fantastic.   But hurry
> please!  The wait is almost more than curious movie buffs can bear!
> 
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>                             JAPANESE "ABREAST" OF AGENT ACTION!
> 
>        Tokyo.   If there's one group of moviegoers clamoring to see AGENT ACTION! -
> It's the Japanese.   They certainly have a yen for big breasted naked blondes - and
> AGENT ACTION! will supply that - and more!
> 
>         Nippon theater owners apparently are in a rare fight to obtain the first prints of
>  AGENT ACTION!   It is said to be the most anticipated movie in the Orient.
> 
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>                      WHY DOES AGENT ACTION FEATURE NUDE BREASTS?
> 
>     'Cause Secret Agents love them!   How could Sean Connery, Roger Moore, or
> Pierce Brosnan battle villains without a little jiggle?   And the same goes for new Agent
> extraordinaire William Blair - AGENT ACTION!
> 
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>                                 RUSH - FOR WORLD WIDE RELEASE
> 
>              IS AGENT ACTION! THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE?
> 
>      Film fans, critics, and cinephiles the world over are engaged in a heated debate.
>  Is the new Sci-fi action film AGENT ACTION! the greatest movie ever made?
> 
>      Opposition is fierce.   Names such as Welles, Kubrick, Scorsese, Spielberg, and
> Oliver Stone are of course getting huge support.
> 
>      Movies such as Citizen Kane, 2001, Goodfellas, ET, and Platoon are being
> heralded as the all time champs.
> 
>      And yet, the new found furor won't subside.  AGENT ACTION! now has its own
>  legions of rising vocal fans.   And its star/ director William Blair is receiving the lion's
>  share of the credit.
> 
>         Can this new group of fans, of a movie not yet even released be right?  Can
> the few purportedly bootlegged copies of an advance rough cut be enough proof?
> Is AGENT ACTION! such a highly commendable piece of celluloid?
> 
>        History be damned these new fans seem to be saying.   Forget the work of the
>  "old fogies", William Blair Is the brilliant purveyor of cinema's future!
> 
>         And AGENT ACTION! is proof - at 24 frames per living color second!
> 
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>                 SEX,  ROMANCE,   AND AGENT ACTION - WILLIAM BLAIR!
> 
>      Girls, Good News - William Blair is single!   Yes the 6 ft, 185 lb. leading man is
> available!  And if his blue eyes don't get you - his charming and suave manner will!
> Check him out in AGENT ACTION!  Then in his exciting new upcoming feature
> THE RIDE!
> 
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>                             WAR!  - BIDDING BATTLE BREWING
> 
>    Major movie distributors are sharpening their pens.  Agents and Lawyers are taking
> sides.  Telephone faxes are arming for duty.
> 
>     Why?  For the bloody battle over the international distribution rights to AGENT
> ACTION!
> 
>     The movie world landscape is now upside down.  How?  Witness ancient releases
> like Star Wars now doing first run BlockBuster business.  Plus expensive new releases
> are bombing.  With this confusion its a new war out there.  And formerly defended
> movie turf is up for grabs!
> 
>    Which studio army can capture the anticipated blockbuster AGENT ACTION!?
> 
>    Will it be a major battaliion force like UNIVERSAL?  Of can a rising guierrila army
> like Miramax or Gramercy capture the goods?
> 
>    No one can predict the battle's outcome yet.  But one victor is certain: the
> Audience.   The World Audience - millions of popcorn and action loving troops who
> will be the happy victors as they embrace viewing AGENT ACTION!
> 
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>          WILLIAM BLAIR - TRUE INDEPENDENT - NOT SUNDANCE  ASS- KISSER
> 
>      While most Independent filmmakers nowadays are just shameless ass kissers - of
> Sundance "god" Robert Redford, William Blair stands alone.
> 
>          The so called Independent movie movement is sickening.   Independent -
> Independent of what?
> 
>         Most of these films are undisguised "auditions" for studio jobs.  And the cast
> lists of these movies  look exactly like their Studio cousins:   Tori Spelling for godsakes!
> 
>          And most of these butt-kiss directors need to start living a life - rather than
> patterning these grotesque homages to angst populated by the ever tiring Steve
> Buscemi ( Whoever said this guy could act? )
> 
>           The real barfola however, is how the "intelligensia" and "psuedo hip" are
> pronouncing Oscar kudos on these lightweight nothing movies.
> 
>          Lets face if folks:  Ransom was a much better film than Fargo.  Wake up you
> morons.   Can anyone even sit through Fargo twice without falling into a deep coma.
> 
>      And last years Spitfire Grill - what a joke that was!    It had all the thrills and
> technique of a bad TV movie of the week!
> 
>      Is there hope?  Damn tootin!
> 
>       And my vote for movie of the year is AGENT ACTION!   It cuts the sprocket holes
> off those "independent" lemming-ized ass-kisser  movies .
> 
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