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1 total messages Started by Predrag Timotic Mon, 01 Nov 1999 00:00

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Author: Predrag Timotic
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 1999 00:00

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 Poplava u BiH. Mujo ide ulicom a voda mu do kolena. Nailazi Haso
camcem i kaze: - "Ajd' Mujo uskaci u camac."
               - "Ne, Alaha mi. Ja sam veliki vernik i Alah ce me spas'ti."
Haso kaze:     - "Je*o te Alah, kad si budala." - i ode.

Voda presla Muji preko pojasa kad nailazi Ibro s camcem i kaze:

               - "Ajd' Mujo uskaci u camac."
               - "Ne, Alaha mi. Ja sam veliki vernik i Alah ce me spas'ti."
Ibro kaze:     - "Je*o te Alah, kad si budala." - i ode.

Voda dosla Muji do grla kad nailazi Suljo isto camcem i kaze:

               - "Ajd' Mujo uskaci u camac."
               - "Ne, Alaha mi. Ja sam veliki vernik i Alah ce me spas'ti."
Suljo kaze:    - "Je*o te Alah, kad si budala." - i ode.

Mujo se udavi i ode kod Alaha i pita:

- "O Alahu. Ja sam bio veliki vernik a ti me nisi spasio???"

Alah ga pogleda i kaze:

- "Pa znam Mujo i meni je cudno. Cek' da pogledam u notes...
   A-ha... Pa tri put' sam ti slao camac a ti si sva tri puta odbio
   da te spasim."

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