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1 total messages Started by Predrag Timotic Mon, 01 Nov 1999 00:00

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Author: Predrag Timotic
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 1999 00:00

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  U zoloskom vrtu mecka urlice, trazi muzjaka da se pari.
Uprava, posto nema muzjaka, doseti se da ponudi Muji da "sredi"
mecku za pristojnu nadoknadu.

Pozovu Muju i pitaju ga:

- "Jeli Mujo, da li bi ti j*bo mecku za 200 maraka?"
- "Pa ne znam, da razmislim, pa sutra da vam kazem."
- "Dobro, ajde razmisli."

Sutradan:

- "Mujo, jesi li razmislio o nasoj ponudi?" - pita upravnik.
- "Jesam, i pristajem, ali imam tri uslova!" - odgovara Mujo skruseno.
- "Dobro, da cujemo uslove."
- "Prvo: da ne placam alimentaciju ako zatrudni!"
- "Dobro, slazemo se."
- "Drugo: da se ne ljubimo u usta!"
- "Dobro, ne morate, to je sredjeno" - zadovoljno odgovara upravnik.
- "I trece: ja imam samo 100 maraka!!!"

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