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"Sexual Harassment Panda" <sadpanda@sexualharassment.com> writes:

>"Tightwad" <Tightwad@plum.net> wrote...
>> Probably Coons. Opossuums don't scatter as much as I think you indicated.

>(New South Park alias)

>Yeah, it was raccoons.  I was cleaning up the kitchen late tonight, heard
>something on the back porch, turned on the light and saw three raccoons.
>The problem is that they're so cute, it's hard to get mad at them for
>scattering my garbage all over the place.  They're pretty brave too, I
>hollered at them for at least a minute before they took off.

Raccoons are bastards.  

>And as for your suggestion to latch my garbage cans, I can't.  My garbage
>service uses those standardized cans that can be lifted by robot arm, so
>there is no way to secure the lid.

Lasers.

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