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Inviting Barack Hussein to the US Go Congress

Dear President Obama,

Leaving aside for the moment the thousands of murders of foreigners of
which you are so brazenly guilty as well as the general collapse of
American business and the looting of the Treasury of some $12 trillion
by Lloyd Blankfein's kabal, I wish to call your attention to the
following link:

http://www.gocongress.org/

The 25th Annual US Go Congress
August 1 - August 9, 2009, in
Fairfax, Virginia

Take thy seg & hie yo'sef thither, B.O, so that posterity will be able
to say of you, "Even though he covered himself ignominiously with
blood & booty, he did at least make the first presidential appearance
at a _go_ congress."

I recommend further that you go whole hog by spending about an hour to
learn beforehand a bit about this most ancient, elegant & powerful
game. Thus on site in Fairfax with the advantage of a 9 stone handicap
on a baby-sized 9 X 9 board, you will be able try out the gag of
defeating in your first public match the famous Japanese champion
Takemiya Masaki, 9 dan professional. Thereby you will demonstrate two
key features of this oriental art, to wit that, as strongly opposed to
chess in both respects, the simplicity of the rules allows the
newcomer to learn extremely quickly how to play a legal game and,
secondly, that a natural pattern of handicapping in the game of
surrounding allows an interesting contest between even a rank beginner
and a world champion. Then you can invite both Takemiya _sensei_ and
the eventual amateur winner to visit you in the Colored House after
the end of the tournament, at which later date you can show whether
you have gotten strong enough to beat Mr. T with a mere H8. (With due
application, you should be able to rather easily, IMHO.)

Should you prove daring enough to accept this my frank suggestion,
then your hospitable _tesuji_ would earn you significant additional
personal prestige both in the three home countries of North Asia as
well as among the growing number of formal strategists worldwide. You
do have a timely opportunity here to make a strong contribution to the
evolution of our common global culture.

For your convenience, please note the contact info:
Todd Heidenreich, Director: director@gocongress.org
tel.# = 301/922-7996.

I am sending this message, of course, strictly as an outside ad hoc
volunteer. Myself, I shall have to skip the east coast Congress for
financial reasons --unless you want to bail me out banksterwise with a
fast soft loan of, say, $3000. Should such a tiny amount of
malfeasance embarrass you, then $300,000,000 [three hundred million]
would be acceptable as well, with as many additional zeros as may be
required for bookkeeping purposes. For the latter amount, I would be
happy to incorporate.

BTW I do agree with you about the superfluity of further debate on the
origin of the 9/11/'01 attacks. As former Italian President Francesco
Cossiga pointed out to _Corriere della Sera_ already two years ago*,
by now virtually all serious analysts in all lands agree with my
published finding from October of 2001 that Kosher King Kissinger &
Aerial Shaboom contrived this epochal stunt for the obvious imperial
reasons. In so doing, they both played off their double date with
Diana & Dody on 31 August 1999 and aggravated the tradition of Jewish
black ops which prominently includes the partnership of Bernard Baruch
and David Ben Gurion in arranging the assassination of President John
F. Kennedy on 22 November 1963.

Way more important than your visiting the _Go_ Congress = Your ceasing
forthwith to bomb humble villages in Afghanistan & Pakistan. Since
your crimes have blinded you to the great truth, perhaps you can
progress in the direction of redemption by perceiving this smaller
one?

Sincerely, Hal Womack 3-dan**


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* 30 novembre 2007  ==>
http://tinyurl.com/2792an .

For my article, see ==>
http://tinyurl.com/nqtmxo

Newsgroups: talk.politics.european-union, soc.culture.china,
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soc.culture.japan, soc.culture.brazil, soc.culture.south-africa
From: <wom...@sfo.com>
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 20:31:00 GMT
Subject: Psst, Pass the Word: The Jews Did It!
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** = amateur; highest AGA & San Francisco Go Glub rank formerly held.
Now 1 kyu on KGS, player-name = "womack";
1 dan* on IGS.