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VENUS WILLIAMS TO WED MARS' WOMACK?

By Hal Womack 3-dan
http://www.myspace.com/halwomack

Does She* this great deed then two of the most surprised men in the
world, both of us from Dallas, will have names starting
like this: Ha, Ha! Which somehow brings to mind my body buddy the
Laughing Buddha**, eh what? Herewith my letter of proposal:

Dear Venus,
I hate doing laundry only a little less than wearing dirty clothes and
sleeping on sweat-stained sheets. I also have one or two zits on my
back that could benefit from the attention of a friendly hand.
For these and other still weightier motives, I feel that we should get
married ASAP in Gaza City, provided only that three conditions are
satisfied:
First, you must get right with goddess or with that law which serves
justice only, linked concepts of the utmost importance which I will
soon explain.
Second, as goes almost without saying, you have to accept my proposal.
Third, our friendly experts have to assure us that the military &
political conditions in Gaza permit us to have the ceremony there
without giving the bloody Jews any tactical advantage for our
assassination. Otherwise we will choose a safer spot for the event and
merely send special greetings to Gaza.

A short musical interlude:

"Kisses sweeter than wine"
(Words by Paul Campbell and Music by Huddie Ledbetter)
http://tinyurl.com/6ht7qe
{This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by WMG.
--090422}
"Well I asked her to marry and to be my sweet wife
I told her we'd be so happy for the rest of our life
I begged and I pleaded like a natural man
And then, whoops oh lordy, well she gave me her hand!"
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Back to biz: Tonight, Friday 24 April, I plan to BART Back East to
Berkeley to hear a man, an OB/GYN, who a few months ago had three of
his daughters and a niece murdered by the Guess Who's in G-where. For
some reason I have the impulse to go ahead and formally pop the Q 2 U
before attending this event, which you will find already announced on
the Usenet by yours truly.

Even Joogle's defective archives can occasionally be useful:
{Results 1 - 10 of about 48 for "hal womack" venus}from search on the
Groups Page.

For example:
Newsgroups: soc.culture.french
From: Hal Womack 3-dan <wom...@sonic.net>
Date: Sun, 03 Aug 2003 09:56:40 GMT
Local: Sun, Aug 3 2003 2:56 am
Subject: Cure Your Belly-Ache, Baby? [For Venus]
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Returning to the present,  I will now teach you how to pray, a
womantra:
{ I R G (where the last letter stands for the "Greatest")
   I & I   ( Rasta influence)
  WAG  ( We Are the G )
   [Fourth element reserved for whispering distance only --I should be
so lucky.]
   GUST ( Grand Unified Social Theory )
   GOE   ( Great Ones of Earth )
   QUARK ( QUAck Redeemer's Kut )
   BACK MACMOON }
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That was the basic prayer session, wherein the last two lines most
deserve a word of explanation.
With or without your further blessed help, My Dear, I plan to bid for
the role of Quack Redeemer, since that job's obviously open for the
taking. I so slickly style the title as to slice the jealousy blow-
back from potential rivals. Also, us older candidates for the post
well know that the key word's "Duck!" Like Jack missed hearing, to
name only one of many woeful examples of the good dying young at the
blurry hands of the Sanhedrin. So like every other laborer, the Q R's
worthy of his hire (LUKE 10:7 & 1 TIMOTHY 5:18).

I plan for you & me to jine up and found TWAMA. As I wrote last year:
{So, then, what about the "Planet Salmon" ? I foresee that we
paradoxical humans will solve our presently critical intraracial
problem. Shortly I will even mention my own notion of a new
organization to help us do that, "TWAMA" by name, for the Third World
Age Matrimonial Alliance. With Heaven's help and by our own courage,
wit and endurance, we will transcend our conflicted stage of species
adolescence and
enter into the mature harmony of a united humanity.}***

When we shall have defeated JAT or the "Jewish-American Tyranny" and
have duly constituted the world democracy based on the four cardinal
principles of justice, peace, freedom & the commonwealth then, as I
foresee it, the question will arise, Whether you should come with me
on our honeymoon? By the time we get the bags packed, we should
already have kids on hand and, moreover, 'tis necessarily bound to be
a dangerous adventure.
I have in mind that a grateful humanity will be sending me on a rocket
trip around the moon. Hence the meaning of "Bring back Womack safely
from the Moon!"

Do you think you'll want to come along for the ride? I'd like to hop
on top of Luna's highest peak and leave there a hip Andean memorial
suitable for its renaming as the Big Rock Candy Mountain (#4).

I repeat my phonetic Russian ejaculation:

OOVAZHAI CHORTA EE SLAVA BAGINYEH !

Which means "Respect for the devil and glory to goddess."

Speaking of Whom, that frumpus this Winter with you sticking up for
the Israeli crime cunt needs to be corrected. Do you accept my present
offer, then the matter will be deeply buried already. Otherwise you
face a grave decision whether to follow the gilded path to perdition
trod by such as Bill Gates, Madonna, Obama et Al or rather the lonely
road to righteousness blazed by Muhammad Ali.
Are you willing to face the howling of the demons led by the
Sulzbergerz' NYT in order to defend pretty little girls against the
guns and bombs of King Kissinger's Kabal? Of course, should
Whazzernamestein be willing to denounce Israeli atrocities, that act
would indeed put a different complexion entirely on the matter.
But in reality she's a shameless shill for the shooters of the wee
ones. So shame on you for blinding yourself to that gruesome fact.
Will you pick up yourself and do better? At the fork in the road of
life....

I mean to keep talking atcha until you say Yes, either to me or to
another. In the meantime and for the first time,

Will you marry me?

Love, Hal
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* She / by H. Rider Haggard ; with thirty-two ill. by Maurice
Greiffenhagen and Charles H. M. Kerr (1887).
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** http://tinyurl.com/cdyj2j
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***
   http://tinyurl.com/denule
Newsgroups: talk.religion.misc, alt.religion.islam,
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic, alt.society.liberalism,
talk.religion.buddhism
From: Hal Womack 3-dan <hal.wom...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:05:11 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Sermon for the Spring of the Rat: From Murdered Girls in Gaza
to the Planet Salmon
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(#4) Burl Ives sings the BRCM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4rG5nB7wB0
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END OF NEW MATERIAL

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My Hot Lynx:

Leadbelly Picks Cotton (1945)
http://tinyurl.com/7cnuw8

1.) Flying TrapezeAerial Voltige
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPWJc8sLhjo

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles living for the city
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJYUSdX-Rps
(so much for the numbers)

2.) Capoeira Samba
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mf_PTB8juc

3.) Mahalia Jackson sings Gospel:
"Joshua Fit de Battle of Jericho"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGkXB_unAW4&NR=1
"Go Tell It On the Mountain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACOnUyfUXdQ

4.) Kali Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOmm1AglUc&NR=1

5.) Get Your Kix With Pele
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QEmnP48PEc

6.) Old Folks' Music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gsqBEPSrd0
Live Berlin version =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYfPirQHbY

7.) Five Minutes With Fernando Botero @ Abu Ghraib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoleMx-sxqQ

8.) Tahitian Dance -- Corinne
http://tinyurl.com/7mmlg8

9.) Joe Biden, "I am a Zionist."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmD0G2iASk0

10.) Today In Palestine, compiled by Shadi Fadda:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/f_shadi/       OR
http://www.theheadlines.org/09/18-04-09.shtml

11.) Paul Robeson Sings "Old Man River"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRiZiVvdX4g

12.) Martial Law USA?
9.5' video from Global Research
http://tinyurl.com/629yoh

13.) Danca Brasil Samba Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THk5GB3JYG4

14.) 4 IRANIAN NEWS SOURCES:
http://www.tehrantimes.com/
http://www2.irna.ir/en/
http://www.parstimes.com/media/iran/
http://www.presstv.ir/default.aspx

15.) Ladysmith Black Mambazo does "Homeless"
http://tinyurl.com/5oo359

16.) Street Drummer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjyQkrE8Mok&NR=1
--or http://tinyurl.com/6zmp5r

17.) African Choral
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSl4w1ilw8s

18.) LONG KISS GOODNIGHT [movie 1996]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/

19.) "Amazing Grace" sung in Cherokee on You Tube:
http://tinyurl.com/6r7snl                OR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvYIjFtPQEk

20.) _Jewish History, Jewish Religion: The Weight of Three Thousand
Years_ (1994) by Israel Shahak
http://tinyurl.com/8gaoac

21.) Six Brazilian Chorus Girls
http://tinyurl.com/8wyey8

Jimmie Rodgers - Honeycomb (1965)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anRqh02N8UM

22.) The late George Carlin sings Ron Paul:
http://tinyurl.com/2lzxdt

23.) The 9/11 Lie (video):
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/333.html

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/fiveisraelis.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3P7POHnJc

24.) "Under the Boardwalk" (1964) by The Drifters.
http://tinyurl.com/6nby9x

25.) "Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding.
{"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by WMG" --
YouTube.}

26.) Kobe Bryant in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeXZY4eVLlo

27.) Abir Aramin, age 9, murdered by the Jews*
on Tuesday, January 16, 2007, her picture:
http://tinyurl.com/2l6ogh
An Israeli mother, a Jewess, comments on the story:
http://tinyurl.com/3amvos

* Thus plain speech and accurate English, in the same sense that we
have long been wont truly to say that in the 1930's
the Japanese invaded China; on 22 June 1941, the Germans
invaded Russia (then styled the USSR) and in later decades the
Americans have attacked Korea, Cuba, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, the
Dominican Republic, Lebanon, Nicaragua, Grenada,
Panama, Serbia, Iraq and and Afghanistan (partial list), murdering
more than ten million people in the last twenty years alone.
Because of the long-noted peculiar nature of the distributed
nationality of world Jewry,
the ins & outs of this most grave accusation against them bear
extended discussion so that we, the normal alias "gentile" rainbow
righteous Seven Billion of Earth, may achieve a clear understanding of
the character of the doomed tyranny --sometimes called, among other
names,
"JAT" for Jewish-American T.--   which presently oppresses us. Despite
the opprobrium of the sister term "self-righteous",
'tis of the greatest importance IMHO for those who do stand for
justice to develop a sense of self-awareness and a firm grasp of the
vital distinction between ourselves vs. the imperial criminals,
addicted as they are to waging aggressive war.
Those last two fatal words mean mass murder, torture, industrial-
strength lies aka "mainstream news media" and
robbery on a planetary scale. Each of us should meditate regularly on
individual cases of our choice --for example,
those of the Rabbo girls in Gaza, of Iman al-Hams, of Akaber Zaid, of
Abir Aramin and of Rachel Corrie-- in order to prepare ourselves for
the intellectual exercise of multiplying by the necessary factor of
millions
the fate of any one given victim. Such preparation will provide us
with the motive for constructing the essential hierarchy
of the Provisional Revolutionary Government of Earth.
Many inspiring examples in history remind us that
yagotta have somebody to beat anybody. We Americans (here to speak of
my own nation) have the duty and the opportunity to learn from the
successes of Presidents Hugo Chavez, Nelson Mandela, Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad, Evo Morales, Rafael Correa, Fernando Lugo and Hizbullah
Secretary-General
Hassan Nasrallah, among others.

	Will we learn to save time by using positive grammar to the max? Thus
to transform a Jewish proverb, she who can endure the evil will live
to see glory. Let our watchwords be: Save life! Live and let live.
Friendly competition. Mercy* to all criminals, even the Bushes,
Clintons and Obama meaning, of course, that first we put them at our
mercy.
From dissent and protest to popular accord, from tail-chasing
"activism" to vast vision to sound strategy to bold action to
victory!
{Results 1 - 10 of about 398,000 for German invasion of Russia.}
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28.) http://www.rafahtoday.org/

29.) "What A Wonderful World!" -- Louis Armstrong
http://tinyurl.com/2f2ls7
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30.) Here's the link to what I wrote on the eve of SonnaBush's
(fronting for Aerial Shaboom) invasion of Iraq:
http://tinyurl.com/2xcvdo

(The tag end of the piece was stuck on rather roughly by the HANDSTAND
editor & could profit from a bit of pruning.)

If any reader can find another article from that critical moment which
has better stood the test of time, will she please be so kind as to
tell me about it?
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31.) February 7, 2008
"It's the Real Thing:
Hugo Chávez's Coca"

By NIKOLAS KOZLOFF

http://tinyurl.com/ywjauf
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32.) For Susan Abulhawa's new novel of Palestine, SCAR OF DAVID (2006)
http://tinyurl.com/2n77bo
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33.) http://www.americanfreepress.net/

FINAL JUDGMENT by Michael Collins Piper, first published in 1994 and
now in its 6th edition, lays out the Jewish background to the JFK hit
in >600 fascinating pages (which badly need editing, evenso --attn:
M&W).

(See the AFP site above also for the moving letter of 29 November 2006
from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, directly addressed to
"Noble Americans" --maybe your local jewspaper forgot to pass it along
to you?)

On the AFP site linked above I just now (Tuesday 071211)
found the following Michael More out-take from Sicko about a certain
northern country:
http://tinyurl.com/23zgxu

34.) The leading U.S. academic expert on foreign policy = the author
James Petras, friend of Fidel Castro, of President
Hugo Chavez and of FARC.
http://petras.lahaine.org/
_Zionism, Militarism and the Decline of US Power_ (Paperback)
by James Petras
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35.)
Five Principal Joojingo or "JJ" resources:
1.  http://www.aipac.org/
2. The Bronfmen @ http://www.acbp.net/
3. http://www.jinsa.org/
4. http://www.adl.org/
5. http://www.hasbara.co.il/

Four Righteous Jewish Antidotes:
1. http://www.ostrovskyfineart.com/index.htm
2. http://www.nkusa.org/index.cfm
3. http://www.israelshamir.net/
4. http://tinyurl.com/3c9jm8
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36.) US Alliance Afghan Genocide -
Six Million Excess Deaths?

By Dr Gideon Polya

08 November, 2007 Countercurrents.org

http://tinyurl.com/36ylq2
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37.) All rise,
This clip was the first time I ever saw Marvin Gaye perform. The word
in my mind = "composure".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A
http://www.counterpunch.org/dolby04032007.html

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38.) Kidz Today:
A) Iron Maiden The Trooper By Gauchos
http://tinyurl.com/8mj8nx
B) The Impeach Bush Club Parade
http://tinyurl.com/88lnb9
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39.) A valuable but erratic site:
http://www.counterpunch.org/

40.) Flag of USrael:
http://www.nogw.com/images/inminds.jpg

41.) Jews murder 34 US sailors in 1967 in order
to show Pentagon brass who's running the show
after the ride through Dealey Plaza fours years before:
http://www.ussliberty.org/

42.) World Heroines of the Third Millennium AD:
http://www.aztlan.net/women_martyrs.htm

43.) http://www.jewwatch.com/

44.) http://www.zundelsite.org/

45.) http://margaritaville.com/
[cartoon panel]
http://tinyurl.com/2kyyc9
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46.) "Culture of Life News":
http://elainemeinelsupkis.typepad.com/
47.) http://peyote.com/gardening-pictures/peyote.jpg
48.) Hero of the Twentieth Century:
http://tinyurl.com/3dlhhb

49.) http://www.currentissues.tv/

50.) Excellent 1997 documentary showing Billary burning
down American rainbow Protestants in their own Texas home: http://www.waco93.com/

51.) ("Nadine Eats Pizza in Ramallah")
http://www.israelshamir.net/Contributors/Contributor47.htm

52.) The picture of Akaber Zaid
http://tinyurl.com/yqd75d
and the story from the then leading writer HA'ARETZ of her murder by
the Jews:
http://www.counterpunch.org/levy03272006.html

53.) Alan Pogue's Texas Center for Documentary Photography
http://www.documentaryphotographs.com/
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http://vcnv.org/
http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=1
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=491
Nadine Fernández dances:
A) Tribal Fusion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLhabHB52Bg
B) Samba-Oriental with Drum Solo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPNc1ywgbkU
Bharatanatyam Bharatnatyam Indian dance
http://tinyurl.com/5cl88n
Paris Hilton answers McCain:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d
http://www.lucasgray.com/video/peacetrain.html
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesD/dbaby4.jpg
http://www.nelsonmandela.org/
http://www.parnasse.com/gaia.jpg
http://www.sf911truth.org/
http://www.documentaryphotographs.com/
http://www.ifamericansknew.org/
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
http://www.aztlan.net/
http://www.valleyofthewolvesiraq.com/high/main.html
http://electronicintifada.net/new.shtml
http://dahrjamailiraq.com/index.php
http://antiwar.com/
http://www.veteransforpeace.org/
http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/index.htm
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
http://www.infowars.com/
http://www.al-awda.org/
http://www.imemc.org/
http://www.vcnv.org/
http://www.ziopedia.org/content/view/3301/58/
http://www.cnionline.org/
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=
http://www.honestmediatoday.com/index.htm
http://prorev.com/indexa.htm
http://www.thankyoult.org/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1
http://www.deiryassin.org/index1.html
http://www.marwenmedia.com/index.html
http://english.aljazeera.net/HomePage
http://www.vho.org/   = Germar Rudolph
http://www.malaysiasun.com/
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/

Kathak in Varanasi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqfQsILe7AM
(Wednesday '090311 -- I just found this latest addition
to my Lynx above. Since the list is getting rather long, I will
particularly appreciate any sincere suggestions from friendly readers
on which items to toss.)
http://tinyurl.com/yt4tym ("Let It Be!")
Feline Fine (MHL):
http://tinyurl.com/8xmwlt

http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,150 for "free your mind, the rest will
follow".
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All sincere comments on this list are welcome; some links will blink
out, necessitating updating, so will you please email me when you find
one such? Last list (partial) review = Sunday 090104.

Protocol: Top posting in follow-ups 'cause that way makes most sense
to me
and placing the reply at the bottom of the thread as it appears on my
Google newsreader. BTW does some friendly expert want to recommend a
better newsreader aka Usenet access tool,
especially for posting, then I'm all ear.
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