Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project

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From: Jeff Gum
Date: Fri, 17 Jun 1994 16:13

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I remember this one from high school.
As we have all said at one time or another - school cafeteria food sucks,
so here goes:

Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen.

Here's another:

Here I sit in stinking vapor,
cuz some dumb f*ck used all the paper.

Another:

They paint these walls to cover my pen,
but the shithouse poet has struck again.

And last but not least:

Here I sit all broken hearted,
paid a dime and only farted.


Later.........

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From: gum@acd4.acd.com (Jeff Gum)
Subject: Re: Restroom graffiti needed for final project
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Organization: Applied Computing Devices, Inc.
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