🚀 go-pugleaf

RetroBBS NetNews Server

Inspired by RockSolid Light RIP Retro Guy

Article View: ba.wanted
Article #498

Re: Do You Need Money....NOW???

#498
From: Bill
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 00:00
54 lines
2383 bytes
Oh, Lord I love the mathematically challenged.

Jay Paiva wrote in message <35AFDF80.254E@erols.com>...
>Everyone Needs Money.....NOW!!!
>
>I AM talking about a new organization (not MLM)

So what are you calling it today?

>that has distributed almost 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS with
>the members in it's first 60 days....INCREDIBLE!!!
>
>This Unique Profit Sharing Plan Pays...192%
> (Not a misprint, find out how it's done)

Here is a quick little math problem for ya.  IF I can generate
192% every 60 days (or is that just misleading advertisement).
How long would it take for me to buy Microsoft.

>
>Low Cost  -  Only $50 to become a member.
>
>       * MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!!!

You are simply a liar.

>
>IF YOU WANT FREEDOM AND SUCCESS NOW...!!!
>CALL ME:   781-246-4440

And I suggest that every one does (collect).

>Or email:  jp@trailblaze.com  and reply "MONEY"

I'll bet that my estimate is MUCH closer than yours.  I'll bet your account
at trailblase is cancelled before the month is out.

>
>    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
>           Don't Miss The Boat!
>We've emerged as the hottest growth opportunity
>of the year.  With our MONEY BACK GUARANTEE...
>You Cannot Lose!   Only WIN-WIN

WIN-WIN - sorry that's just a dream.

>It only takes a few seconds to find out what
>all the noise is about -- You won't be disappointed!
>
>    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I swear, people should have to pass an IQ test before they can operate a
modem.
I get tired of these double digits.
Technical Details
Message-ID: <6oojol$bm6$1@eve.enteract.com>
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!unknown!not-for-mail
References: <35AFDF80.254E@erols.com>

Show Full Headers
Complete Article Headers
X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit
X-Google-Thread: fae8f,fedf1266e64f9827
X-Google-Attributes: gidfae8f,public
X-Google-Thread: 105111,fedf1266e64f9827
X-Google-Attributes: gid105111,public
X-Google-Thread: 108207,fedf1266e64f9827
X-Google-Attributes: gid108207,public
X-Google-Thread: fe08e,fedf1266e64f9827
X-Google-Attributes: gidfe08e,public
X-Google-Thread: 10a2d1,fedf1266e64f9827
X-Google-Attributes: gid10a2d1,public
From: "Bill" <nos@pam.com>
Subject: Re: Do You Need Money....NOW???
Date: 1998/07/17
Message-ID: <6oojol$bm6$1@eve.enteract.com>
X-Deja-AN: 372497754
References: <35AFDF80.254E@erols.com>
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.71.1712.3
Organization: EnterAct L.L.C. Turbo-Elite News Server
Newsgroups: ba.wanted,alt.business.multi-level,biz.misc,chi.wanted,houston.wanted