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On Wed, 08 Apr 1998 00:21:19 -0700, Karthic Loganathan
<karthic@hpancm.cb.lucent.com> wrote:

>>Hey fuck Americans,
>>
>>Let Indians from India to rule this country. We can make America are
>>high living
>>standard as India.
>>We have the best and smartest people in the world.
>>Without India, Soviet Union collapsed 10 years ago.
>>Without India, Japan is now in financial turmoil
>>Without India, Clinton could not be re-elected
>>Without India, Hitler couldn't win the WWII
>>Without India, your mother couldn't give birth to you.
>>
>>Karthic Loganathan, warrior
>>Indians for India
>>

High standard of living?  Sorry pal, but I'm not forced to sleep
stacked up on my grandfather and two cousins.  And guess waht? I have
indoor plumbing!  My sister didn't have to have her clit snipped out
either, so she can enjoy and orgasm from her American husband.  
( she dated one of you tiny-dick curry eaters once and her clothing
stunk so bad my mom asked her if she couldn't find a nice smoker
instead. )

And what's with curry anyway?  Damn dude...do you guys swim in that
stuff?  I like garlic myself, but you don't smell it following me down
the office hallway and into the elevator when I heat up lasagna at
work.  

Someone told me the little red dot "third eye" is from Indian husbands
pounding their index finger in the womans forehead screaming, "WHY ARE
YOU SO FUCKING UGLY???"  Is this true?

And as for beef...well you KNOW what we do to cows here in America!
That's right Haji, we kill them and eat them!  I had a big slab of
your grandma the other day pal, and boy did she taste great!  Of
course that's because I roasted her reincarnated flesh over some good
ol' Texas mesquite wood.  Ever tried rump roast done just right in a
crock pot?  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !

So Ghandi, next time you wanna try to take on America, you just tell
the entire Indian population that it would only take a few well-placed
carpet bombing runs to wipe out 85% of your entire race since all you
Hindi sewer rats are packed into Calcutta and Bangladesh so tightly.  
Why do you think the baba Ram Das is here in the states? He went over
there to find enlightenment, took what he wanted from your holy men,
and headed back to the land of the free, home of the Whopper. 

Personally, I've never seen an Indian guy I couldn't tie into a square
knot..... you guys really need to eat something.  How about uncle
Bill?


Sal