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$$$ MAKE FAST CASH $$$

#3923
From: Micheal Jackson
Date: Mon, 12 Aug 1996 00:00
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I know, I know.  "Yeah right",  you're thinking but why not try.  
I'm trying it out and will let everyone know how it is going.  We all 
want to know "How could I make
some serious cash in a hurry???". 
     Let me start by saying that THIS MIGHT BE IT! That's right!
I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! Especially if they don't work 
which almost always seems to be the case but if they do work I am 
just like the rest of you.  I LOVE IT!!!

     I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll
just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
The article described a way to MAIL A FIVE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY
FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $250, 000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well,
the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST 
ME
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER 
PAY....EVER!!

My biggest worry was "Is this Legal"?  I then e-mailed a couple of 
Police Headquarters.  They each responded with responses such as 
"We are not involved or getting involved with this".  I saw a 
posting from the US Postal Service about chain letters being 
illegal.  I then faxed them a copy of this a couple of times to see if 
this fell in that catogory and they never responded.  

   Ok, so the $250,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach,
but it does seem possible.  So I am trying it out!!!  As per the 
instructions in the
article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
the first position name of the five names listed and moved
everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE 
AREAS 
THAT I KNEW.  I am now waiting to watch the money come in...I am 
prepared 
to maybe receive about $2,000 to $2,500 in cash or so...But the guy 
before me says that he got a welcome surprise when those 
envelopes kept coming in!!!  
He knew what they were as soon as he saw the return addresses 
from people all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from 
Canada, even some from Australia!  THAT MUST BE EXCITING!!
So how much did he get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! 
He received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!  But if it's 
true I will be very happy.  It's just too easy to pass up!!!  BUT HIS 
SYSTEM HE WAS DOING ONLY ONE DOLLAR PER PERSON!!!

   Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only
cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5
five-dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail
mail (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the
article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local
BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking
(you can run if you like!) down your driveway to your
mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to
put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So
HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT
HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND
INVEST TWENTY-FIVE  DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING 
SYSTEM
NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!  

Who knows if it really works then let's all try $10 per person 
instead of $5. .

   So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully
provided the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on
how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.
SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information,
if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
"Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out
of this money making system and thus making it completely legal.
You are not just randomly sending five-dollars to someone, you are
paying five dollars for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you
include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this
is completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what
slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a
little fun!  This is all about having fun and making money at
the same time!

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a five-dollar bill ,(no
checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send
it on its way to the five people listed.  The folding of the
paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the
first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give
a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you
will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list 
will
make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS
PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 
15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! 

5.  Place a one line statement in the main body section of the 
message post
screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make
sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like...
"Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
You'll never get ANY responses!

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that 
something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
(or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.
ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
NEEDED!

****************************************************
***************
****************************************************
***************
THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
****************************************************
***************
*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*   
*  1.  B. Baker
*			P.O. Box 1578
*			Columbus Nebraska
*			68602
*
*  2.  John Huber
*			655 Lewelling Blvd. #429
*			San Leandro, CA
*			94579
*
*  3.  Gary Roush
*			2356 Dogwood St.
*			Simi Valley, CA
*			93065-2613
*
*  4.  Todd Macdonald
*			4-21-9 Seirakuso
*			Yoyogi Shibuya-ku
*			Tokyo, Japan 151
*
*  5.  Sean Christian
*			1-20-7 Sendagi
*			Bunkyo-ku, Tokyo
*			Daigin Bldg. #201
*			Japan 113
*
****************************************************
******************

NOTE:
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always 
keep
an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that
everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name 
should
be.....

*** AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON 
    THIS PLAN.

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the 
messages
with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people 
already
included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and 
only
got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5 
bills,
people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over 
$10,000!
All the lists are re-distributed as soon as the money is received.

NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

Of every 200 postings made, I figure you will get an average of 5 
replies, YES -
ONLY 5, each with a $5 bill enclosed. You make $25 for every 200
postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.

Each person who sent you $5, now also makes let's say, only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1,000 
postings.
On average therefore, 50 people will send you $5 with your name at
number 4. You make $250.

Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT 
NUMBER 3
or 10,000 postings - average return 500 at $5 each is $2500. They
make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100,000 
postings
= 5,000 returns at $5 each = $25,000.

Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT 
NUMBER 1
and you get a return of $250,000 before you name drops off the 
list.
AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 
POSTINGS! Total
income in one cycle = $255,500.

From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you 
take
the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
ANOTHER $25 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR 
NAME IN
AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings 
is only
a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.

Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 
'played
out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $25 - 
but
what are the chances of that happening?

Do you realize how many Internet Users there are? Do you realize 
how
many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
COMPLETELY NEW people participating?

There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF 
THOUSANDS
OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!

THE LAST THING.....remember to save the pieces of paper you 
received
from the people with the $5. in it to be legal and avoid hassles
with the IRS.  This business is legal under title 18, Section 1302
and 1341 of the US Postal lottery laws.  Make sure to remain 
honest
at all times and to keep the integrity of the list intact.  We are
are all working for each other!  GOOD LUCK!
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From: Micheal Jackson <Micheal@fuck.you.com>
Subject: $$$ MAKE FAST CASH $$$
Date: 1996/08/12
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