🚀 go-pugleaf

A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer.

FROG:  Hi, what's your name?

LOAN OFFICER:  My name is John Paddywack.  Can I help you?

FROG:  Yeah, I would like to borrow some money.

(The loan officer finds this a bit strange but gets out an application
form).

LOAN OFFICER:  O.k.  what's your name?

FROG:  Kermit Jagger.

LOAN OFFICER:  Really?  Any relation to Mick Jagger?

FROG:  Yeah, he's my Dad.

LOAN OFFICER:  O.k.  Ummmmmmm - do you have any collateral? The frog
hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant.

FROG:  Will this do?

LOAN OFFICER:  Hmmmmmm - I'm not sure.  Let me go check with the
bank manager.

FROG:  Oh, tell him I said "hi".  He knows me.

LOAN OFFICER:  Excuse me, Mr. Bank Manager, but there is a frog out
there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money.  All he has
for collateral is this pink elephant thing.  I'm not even sure what it
is.

BANK MANAGER:  It's a nick-nack, Paddywack.  Give the frog a
loan.  His old man's a Rolling Stone.