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> With 5 dollars and a few stamps you could be making money! Sounds
> phoney right? Wrong! This is a proven system that earns you cash
> fast! How does $20,000 dollars sound! It's a surely within you grasp. If
> you follow these simple directions you will be the recipient of tons
> of cash!!! The basic idea is simple: You send one dollar to each
> person on the list. Then take the name of the person who is in the
> first slot and take it off the list and move everybody up one slot.
> This will leave the fifth slot empty. You write your name, address,
> zipcode, and country... Yes country! Then you take that list and
> post it along with the following official directions to all the
> newsgroups you can. Within two weeks money will start to
> trickle into your mail box but by the fourth week little one dollar
> bills will flood into your mailbox. True!  After using this system
> once I had made $22,316 dollars, impressive huh? Hardly, I know
> people who have made well over $40,000!!!
> 
> Still not convinced? Well what can I say, I was thinking along the same
> lines when this article came across my screen. After a few days
> of debating myself, I finally came to my decision it was just five
> dollars anyway so off the dollar bills went one to each of the five
> people on the list. It was probably the best thing I ever did because
> in a few weeks money poured in. So what are ya gonna do? Sit
> there in front of your computer and wonder and let life and
> money pass you by. Or are you gonna grab the bull by the horns
> and take the plunge into mountains of money. Trust me you
> won't regret this!! For just 5 dollars you could be rolling in dough.
> Live a little. All you can lose is $5.00, 5 stamps and 5 envelopes!
> 
> Well I promisied it and here it is:
> 
> THE OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS:
> 
> 1. Take 5 sheets of paper and write the following: "Please add my
>    name to your list." This makes a service out of this money making
>    and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly
>    sending a dollar to someone you are paying a dollar for a legitiment
>    service. Make sure that you include your name and address. I
>    assure you that, again,this is completely legal! For a little twist,
>    you can also write in what slot thier name was in: "You were in
>    slot number three." Just to add a little fun! This is all about
>    having fun and making money at the same time! Here is an example letter:
> 
> 
>    Dear (name here), Please add my name to your list. Thank you for
>    this service! -Your name here.
> 
>    Address them to the names in the following list:
> 
> 1.James Cole
>    13 Cedar Road
>    Gloucester, Ontario
>    Canada  K1J 6L6
> 
> 2.Joe Closs
>    7 Atlas Court
>    Richmond Hill, Ontario
>    Canada  L4S 1G1
> 
> 3.Reginald Haines
>    3703 Madison Ave. #3
>    San Diego, CA 92116
>    U.S.A.
> 
> 4.B. Whisennand
>    5011 Chruchill Ct
>    Arlington, TX  76017
>    U.S.A
> 
> 5.L. Laskie
>    2610 James Street,
>    Abbotsford, B.C.
>    Canada, V2T 3L5
> 
> 2. Now fold each piece of paper around each dollar bill,
>    (no checks or money orders) and put each one into thier
>    respective envelopes and send them on thier way! It is important
>    that the paper is folded around the dollar to ensure that it arrives
>    at it's destination. THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STEP!!!!!
> 
> 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get TONS OF MONEY
>    COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people listed
>    above; remove the first name from position one and move each person
>    one slot up on the list. Position 2 moves to Position 1, Position 3
>    moves to Position 2, Position 4 moves to Position 3, and Position 5
>    moves to Position 4. Now put your name, address, zip code, and
>    _COUNTRY_ in position 5 at the bottom of the list.
> 
> 4. Now upload this updated list to as many newsgroups and
>    BBSes as you can. Give the files a catchy subject or description so it
>    gets noticed! Such as "Need fast cash?" or "Need cash to pay your
>    debts?", ect. And the more uploads and postings, the more money
>    you will make, and of course the more money you make the more
>    money the other people on the list will make to because we each get
>    a dollar.
> 
> LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH
> 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE AND AMAZING SYSTEM!!!
> 
> You'll reap the benifits believe me!!!!!! Set a goal for the number of
> total uploads you'll post such as 200-250 posting or more! Always have a
> goal in mind.
> 
> If you can UUE encode the file while uploading then do it! It will
> make it easier for the people to recieve it and have it downloaded to
> their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on
> thier computer without the hassles of view and then saving the
> article from the File Menu.
> 
> 5. If you need help uploading, simplely ask the sysop of your
>    BBS or internet service provider or just about anyone you can
>    contact PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE GLAD TO HELP
>    OTHERS. I would try to explain it myself but there are too many
>    different internet software packages with slightly different, yet
>    relatively simple ways of posting articles and files on the net.You
>    could also look in the program's help file under 'posting' for
>    assistance. Put something like this in the main body of the article
>    or message:"Download this to learn how to get cash arriving
>    in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it
>    represents its ture feasibility, NOT something like: " 2 million
>    dollars in your mailbox in two days" You wont get a single
>    response, I guarantee you.
> 
> 6. Now heres my favorite part! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT
>    BACK AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE KNOWING THAT CASH IS
>    ON ITS WAY!!!!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in
>    around 2 weeks, but in 3 TO 4 WEEKS MONEY WILL START
>    TO CRAM YOUR MAILBOX THERE WILL BE SO MUCH
>    MONEY THAT YOU WILL SCREAM!!! But don't scream to
>    loud, the nieghbors might complain, but you know that you
>    are set for life.
> 
> 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and get that
>    special someone the gift that they have had their eyes on.
>    Throw a PARTY, do all the things you wanted to do before
>    but couldn't afford. Enjoy life it's really great out there!!!
> 
> 8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply
>    reactivate this file again; reposting it in all the places you
>    can. Dont ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your
>    reach for when you ever need cassh . THIS IS AN
> 
> INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS REUSE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN
> CASH IS NEEDED!!!
> 
>  #3
>    San Diego,�
>  ?
> 
>    debts?", ect. And the more uploads and postings, the more money
>    you will make, and of course the

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