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SANTA spells SATAN

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From: SouthI95
Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 04:50
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SANTA spells SATAN



Santa lives at the North Pole ... JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh ... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the
water.

Santa comes but once a year ... JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... JESUS supplies all your
needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when
invited.

You have to wait in line to see Santa ... JESUS is as close as the
mention of His name.

Santa rides around at night (the time of darkness) - - JESUS' time is
the day

Santa rewards based on your behavior, and taunts little ones with "you
better be good" … JESUS rewards and gives based on what you let Him do
for you by Faith

Santa lets you sit on his lap ... JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl,
what's your name?" ... JESUS knew our name before we did.

Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too.

He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on
our heads.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... JESUS has a heart full
of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ... JESUS offers health, help and hope.

Santa says "You better not cry" ... JESUS says "Cast all your cares on
me for I care for you."

Santa's little helpers make toys ... JESUS makes new life, mends wounded
hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but ... JESUS gives you joy that is your
strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree ... JESUS became our gift and
died on a tree.

You can rearrange SANTA to spell SATAN and it is fitting

http://www.angelfire.com/mb2/memberofheart/Smooch/TrueFriends.html

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http://www.angelfire.com/mb2/memberofheart/Smooch/GoodFriends.html

http://www.angelfire.com/mb2/memberofheart/allforyoumylord/4u.html

http://www.angelfire.com/mb2/memberofheart/allforyoumylord/1John47.html

Merry Christimas

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