🚀 go-pugleaf

Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as a human being, warbled:

Remember when I ran away and you got on my knees and begged me 
not to
return because you'd go berserk?? Well...
I left you anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now 
you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll 
be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and 
they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I 
had said
that loosing the house would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed 
and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... 
And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and 
basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and 
they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

You cooked my food, you cleaned our house, and this is how I pay 
you back
for all my kindof selfish hateful deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do 
they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll 
be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and 
they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and 
basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and 
they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade 
out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a Humpboys?
Yes, and I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

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http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS  My Ugly Self
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History
My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole