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Jerry Falwell, America's foremost expert in all that is holy and gay
reports that Tinky Winky, that wacky purple Teletubie with a triangle
for an antenna, is gay!
Falwell's concern is that Tinky Winky is out on a subversive mission
to convert the world's youth to homosexuality.
This, no doubt, will be of great interest to the dedicated staff at
the Office of the Nuclear Family and Morality, at  the Surrey School
Board in British Columbia, Canada. Their unrelenting "save our
children from homosexuality" fight will surely require an additional
funding infusion to search and seize all Tinky Winky paraphernalia. 
The book burning bond fire smolders  with anti heterosexual propaganda
soon to be reignited with Tinky Winky and the like.
One word of caution ... Tinky Winky could be carcinogenic when
incinerated.