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just a good one

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From: Frie Van Ballaert
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 00:00
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MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the

second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears, "Ribbit. 9
Iron".
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks
at
the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away,
and
grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He
says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The
frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with

him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3

wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one.  The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to
next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and
the
guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I
should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.$3000,black  6." Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the man figures what

the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The
man
takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies,
"Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
him
he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old
girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room."
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
luck.
Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five
other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not
broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.
Sorry if you've been hurt with this letter.
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From: Frie Van Ballaert <frie.vanballaert@advalvas.be>
Subject: just a good one
Date: 1998/09/02
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