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"Mr. Mistery" <nietmailen@chello.nl> schreef in bericht
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> A man goes to visit his 85 year old grandfather in the retirement village.
> "How are you Grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine", says the old man. "What's
> the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just
> couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of me." "What
> about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all. Nine hours solid
> every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a
> Viagra tablet and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is
> puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so much so, that he rushes off, to
> question the head nurse. "What are you people doing?" he says. "I'm told
> you're giving an 85 year old, Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't
> be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give
> him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.
> The hot chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling
> out of bed."
>
> Mr. Mistery.
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Ik dacht dat ze 's morgens en 's avonds een half viagra'tje kregen:
's avonds inderdaad om niet uit hun bed te rollen, en 's morgens om niet op
hun savatten te piesen

(voor de Hollanders: om niet op hun pantoffels te zeiken)