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There was a little fellow named Junior who hung out at the local grocery
store. The manager didn't know what Junior's problem was, but the boys liked
to tease him. The boys said he was two bricks short of a load, or two
pickles shy of a barrel.

To prove it, sometimes the boys offered Junior his choice between a nickel
and a dime. He always took the nickel, they said, because it was bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to
one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you
don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the
nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Junior said, "No sir, you see if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"

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