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A guy's talking about his childhood:
"Our family was so poor, that if I weren't a boy I wouldn't have anything at
all to play with..."
.................

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no
attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining
room.  But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say,
"I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."

"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."

..............
Dear God
So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my
temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm
very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of
bed, and from then on I'm going to need a lot more help.

AMEN