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A motorway and a dual carriageway are in a pub chatting up a pretty B road.
The Motorway says "I'm well hard,look at my hard shoulder"
The Dual carriageway says "I'm well hard, look at my central reservation"
Suddenly the doors to the pub burst open and in walks a bit of pink tarmac.
The motorway & dual carriageway run and hide in the toilet.
The pink tarmac orders a drink, drinks it and leaves.
The other two creep out the bogs and continue talking to the B road.
She says " I thought you two were hard, why did you go and run from a bit of
pink tarmac?"
To which they both reply "no one messes with him, He's a fucking
cyclepath!!!"