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Make lots of money

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From: kevin porter
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 00:00
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IF YOU READ THE FOLLOWING NARRITIVE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO
MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY AND THIS IS NO JOKE. I AM NOT THAT SMART BUT THIS IS VERY EASY TO
FIGURE OUT JUST READ THE FOLLOWING:


A little while back, I was browsing some newsgroups and came across an
article similar to this that said you could make thousands of pounds
within weeks with only an initial investment of �6.00!  So I thought,
"OK, why not try this if it is a scam I will only lose �6.00.". Anyway,
it said that you send �1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in
the article.  You then place your own name and address at the bottom of
the list at #6, and post
the article in some newsgroups(There are thousands) or e-mail it to some
people. No catch, that was it.  The main difference between this system
and others is that you have a mailing list of 6 instead of 5. This means
that you average gain will be approximately 15 times higher!!!

So after talking to a few people, I thought, what have I got to lose
except 6 stamps and
�6.00 pounds, right?

But like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about
the legal aspects of it all.  So I checked it out with the U.S. Post
Office(1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!

I then invested the measly �6.00, and stamps.

Well, GUESS WHAT..... within 7 days, I started getting money in the
mail!

I was shocked! I still figured it would end soon, and didn't give it
another thought. But the money coming in. In my first week, I made about
�36.00 dollars. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over
�1,000.00 dollars!!!!!! In the third week I had over �10,000.00 and its
still growing.  This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of
just over �42,000.00 and it's still coming in VERY rapidly!

It's certainly worth �6.00 and 6 stamps, I spent more than that on the
lottery!!

Let me tell you how this works and most importantly why it works....also
make sure you print a copy of this article NOW. So you can get the
information off it as you need it. The process is very simple and
consists of 3 easy steps:

STEP 1:Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece of paper
"PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST. + your name and address." Now get 6
 �1.00  (or equivalent in your local currency) and place ONE
inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen
through the envelope to prevent thievery.  Next, place one paper in each
of the envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6
sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase,
your name, and  �1.00  What you are doing is creating a
service by this. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!

STEP 2: Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:


#1 Will Hooks
50 Huntfield Dr.
Henderson, NV 89041

#2 Eric Walters
715 N. Wiggs St.
Griffith, IN 46319

#3 Brent Kamprud
657 W. 1st Pl.
Mesa, AZ 85201

#4 Rick Cercone
4744 Juniper St.
Pittsburgh, PA 15224

#5 Cory Adams
1920 S Center St
Terre Haute, IN 47802

#6 Kev Hardman
10 Cannon street
Swindon
Wilts SN1 3DD

STEP 3: Now take the number one name off the list that you see above,
move the other
names up (#6 becomes #5, #5 becomes #4, etc...) and add YOUR name as #6
on the list.

STEP 4: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
close to original as
possible. Now, post your amended article to some newsgroups (I think
there are close to 24,000 newsgroups) and/or e-mail it to some people.
Remember, the more you post, the more money you will make!

Don't know HOW to post in the newsgroups? Well do exactly the following:
____________________________________

DIRECTIONS-HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS


STEP 1: You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put
your cursor at the beginning of this letter, click and hold down the
mouse button. While continuing to hold down the mouse button, drag your
cursor to the bottom of this document and over to just after the last
character, and release the mouse button. At this point the entire letter
should be highlighted. Then, from the 'edit' pull down menu at the top
of your screen select 'copy'. This will copy the entire letter into the
computers memory.

STEP 2: Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of
the blank page.
From the 'edit' pull down menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of
the letter into
notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Remember to eliminate
the #1 position, move everyone up a spot(re-number everyone else's
positions), and add yourself in as #6.

Step 3: Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do
your postings in
different sitting, you'll always have this file to go back to.

FOR NETSCAPE USERS:
___________________

Step 4: Within the Netscape program, go to the pull down window entitled
'Window' select 'Netscape News'. Then from the pull down menu 'Options',
select 'Show all Newsgroups'.  After a few moments a list of all the
newsgroups on your screen server will show up. Click on any newsgroup
you desire. From within the newsgroup click on the 'TO NEWS' button,
which should be in the top left corner of the newsgroups page. This will
bring up a message box.

Step 5: Fill in the subject. This will be the header that everyone sees
as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group.

Step 6: Highlight the entire contents of your .txt file and copy them
using the same
technique as before. Go back to the newsgroup 'TO NEWS' posting you are
creating and
paste the letter into the body of your posting.

Step 7: Hit the 'Send' Button in the upper left corner. You're done with
your first one!
Congratulations...

INTERNET EXPLORER USERS:
________________________

Step 4: Go to newsgroups and select 'Post an Article'.

Step 5: Fill in the subject. This will be the header that everybody sees
as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group.

Step 6: Highlight the entire contents of your .txt file and copy them
using the same
technique as before. Go back to the newsgroup 'TO NEWS' posting you are
creating and
paste the letter into the body of your posting.

Step 7: Hit the 'Send' Button in the upper left corner. you're done with
your first one!
Congratulations...
____________________________________________________________________

THAT'S IT! All you have to is jump to different newsgroups and post
away, after you get
the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!

**THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
MAKE!!**  That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the
world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. box due to the
large amount of mail you receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can
invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.

**JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORECT.**

Now the WHY part:

Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example).
So then I made
�5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who
just sent me
�1.00 make 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons
respond to each of the original 5, that is another �25.00 for me, now
those 25 each make 200 posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each,
I will bring in an additional �125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn
around and post 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each,
I will make an additional �626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of
those 625 persons post 200
letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that
just made me �3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will deliver this message
to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200
newsgroups react I will receive �15,625.00! With an original investment
of only �6.00! AMAZING! And as I said 5 responses are actually VERY LOW!
Average are probable 20 to 30! SO lets put those figures at just 15
responses per person. Here is what you will make:

at #6 �15.00

at #5 �225.00

at #4 �3,375.00

at #3 �50,625.00

at #2 �759,375.00

at #1 �11,390,625.00

When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
posting in the newsgroups, and send out another �6.00 to names on the
list, putting your name at number 6 again.  And start posting again. The
thing to remember is, do you realize that thousands of people all over
the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles everyday,
JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So can you afford �6.00 and see if it really
works?? I think so... People Have
said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you money? So
what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new
honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?  Estimates are at
20,000 to 50,000 new users, everyday, with thousands of those joining
the actual Internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will
work you just
have to be  honest.  Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW,
also. Try to keep a list of everybody that sends you money and always
keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly.
Remember, HONEST IS THE BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic
idea to make money!!  GOOD LUCK to all and please play fairly and reap
the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH.
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From: "kevin porter" <kevin@hysen.freeserve.co.uk>
Subject: Make lots of money
Date: 1999/07/05
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