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> Why did the chicken cross the road
>

Plato: For the greater good

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

Andersen Consulting: (u already know that one)

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called into question

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chickens
"Thou shalt cross the road". And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.  How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it ?

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.  I repeat, the chicken
did NOT cross the road !!

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crosses the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross the road ?  I mean, why doesn't anyone
ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing walking around all
over the place, anyway?

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important document, and
balance your check book.  Heck it might even work this time.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended
it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

and finally...:
Colonel Sanders: What, you mean I missed one ?

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Mattias Vermeulen
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...