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Article #20063Re: English joke
From: Donna Matthews
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 00:00
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 00:00
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There was a sex mad couple who had to have it at least 6 times a day.On one of there usual days the poor guy dies.But before he goes soft she makes a hole in the floor and takes his body in the basement and makes sure his dick is poking through the hole she had made.In the next few months she regularly mounts her forever hard friend and is completely satisfied.Then one day a local tramp shes her getting pleasured,and thinks he wouldn't mind some of that.So that evening he enters the house,pulls down his trousers,removes the deceased partner and waits.As the female enters the room the tramp becomes excited, he can see he undressing and waits in anticipation.The female walks over to a cupboard pulls out a knife goes over to her ever hard friend CHOPS it off and says "come on darling were moving" hope you like it luv Dee Nick Machen wrote in message <7lok5a$6pk$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>... >Two sperm swiming along one say to the other "how long before we get to the >egg" >"fucking ages" the other replies "we haven't got to her tonsils yet" > >Old I know - come give a better one > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1037ec,b62c414a893c47 X-Google-Attributes: gid1037ec,public From: "Donna Matthews" <donna@incontact.freeserve.co.uk> Subject: Re: English joke Date: 1999/07/05 Message-ID: <7lr1bd$4ja$1@news4.svr.pol.co.uk> X-Deja-AN: 497471621 References: <7lok5a$6pk$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 X-Complaints-To: abuse@theplanet.net X-Trace: news4.svr.pol.co.uk 931203245 4714 62.136.20.236 (5 Jul 1999 19:34:05 GMT) Organization: Incontact NNTP-Posting-Date: 5 Jul 1999 19:34:05 GMT Newsgroups: be.jokes