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Re: English joke

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From: Donna Matthews
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 00:00
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There was a sex mad couple who had to have it at least 6 times a day.On one
of there usual days the poor guy dies.But before he goes soft she makes a
hole in the floor and takes his body in the basement and makes sure his dick
is poking through the hole she had made.In the next few months she regularly
mounts her forever hard friend and is completely satisfied.Then one day a
local tramp shes her getting pleasured,and thinks he wouldn't mind some of
that.So that evening he enters the house,pulls down his trousers,removes the
deceased partner and waits.As the female enters the room the tramp becomes
excited, he can see he undressing and waits in anticipation.The female walks
over to a cupboard pulls out a knife goes over to her ever hard friend CHOPS
it off and says "come on darling were moving"





hope you like it luv Dee
Nick Machen wrote in message <7lok5a$6pk$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Two sperm swiming along one say to the other "how long before we get to the
>egg"
>"fucking ages" the other replies "we haven't got to her tonsils yet"
>
>Old I know - come give a better one
>
>
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