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Not really, just copied it from the Net.

Nick Machen <nick@nmachen.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:7lrf6t$hle$1@news4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You have been working on this answer all weekend, havent you
> Maverick <mattias.vermeulen@skynet.be> wrote in message
> news:7lqqgf$fke$1@news1.skynet.be...
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road
> > >
> >
> > Plato: For the greater good
> >
> > Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads
> >
> > Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability
> >
> > Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
> >
> > Andersen Consulting: (u already know that one)
> >
> > Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free
> > to cross roads without having their motives called into question
> >
> > Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chickens
> > "Thou shalt cross the road". And the chicken crossed the road, and there
> was
> > much rejoicing
> >
> > Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.  How many more
> > chickens have to cross the road before you believe it ?
> >
> > Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.  I repeat, the
> chicken
> > did NOT cross the road !!
> >
> > Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crosses the road. Who cares
> why?
> > The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
> >
> > Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross the road ?  I mean, why doesn't
> anyone
> > ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing walking around
all
> > over the place, anyway?
> >
> > Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> > crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> > Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will
> not
> > only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important document, and
> > balance your check book.  Heck it might even work this time.
> >
> > Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
> > beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
> >
> > Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road... it
transcended
> > it.
> >
> > Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
> >
> > and finally...:
> > Colonel Sanders: What, you mean I missed one ?
> >
> > --
> > Mattias Vermeulen
> > mattias.vermeulen@skynet.be
> >
> > Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...
> >
> >
> >
>
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