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Article #4weer veel nieuwe English Jokes! ---- Fresh new English Jokes!
From: Mr. Mistery
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 00:00
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 00:00
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Click on HUMOR-SITE: www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A visiting professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. The student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost. The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Dang it, I thought you said 'goats.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------- more laughing? look here: www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html every day fresh jokes! HUMOR-SITE in the TOP-10 of the 250 best funsites!! If you don't believe it, have a look yourself: http://www.topsitelists.com/bestsites/blahblahfun/topsites.cgi?ID=8 Cool humorlist: http://www.starteasy.com/cgi-bin/tophumor/rankem.cgi?action=in&id=npjdjong Also funny: http://phobos.spaceports.com/~ultrafun/ You can vote for my HUMORSITE if you want....
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1148d8,74959e37b4714c0d X-Google-Attributes: gid1148d8,public X-Google-Thread: f6a1d,74959e37b4714c0d X-Google-Attributes: gidf6a1d,public X-Google-Thread: 106d17,74959e37b4714c0d X-Google-Attributes: gid106d17,public X-Google-Thread: 10105d,74959e37b4714c0d X-Google-Attributes: gid10105d,public X-Google-Thread: 1037ec,74959e37b4714c0d X-Google-Attributes: gid1037ec,public From: "Mr. Mistery" <npjdjong@xs4all.nl> Subject: weer veel nieuwe English Jokes! ---- Fresh new English Jokes! Date: 2000/04/29 Message-ID: <8edb8e$t06$1@news1.xs4all.nl> X-Deja-AN: 617008762 Sender: npjdjong@node175a1.a2000.nl X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3612.1700 X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 956969038 29702 24.132.117.161 (29 Apr 2000 00:43:58 GMT) Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV NNTP-Posting-Date: 29 Apr 2000 00:43:58 GMT Newsgroups: be.jokes,alt.humor.parodies,at.gesellschaft.humor,alt.humor.mad-magazine,alt.hipclone.humor.funny