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From: fpg
Date: Thu, 20 May 1999 00:00

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A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful
girl enters the room.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked
children.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells
you the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you will look forward to the trip.


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