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From: clep
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 00:00
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender removes a bottle from the
shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Jupiler sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is taken aback a little, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
drinking Jupiler ?"
And the Jupiler president replies, "Well, I figure if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither should I."

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