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MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY

#963
From: Melvin Hill Jr
Date: Sun, 25 Aug 1996 00:00
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With 5 dollars and a few stamps you could be making money! Sounds
phoney right? Wrong! This is a proven system that earns you cash
fast! How does $20,000 dollars sound! It's a surely within your
grasp. If
you follow these simple directions you will be the recipient of tons
of cash!!! The basic idea is simple: You send one dollar to each
person on the list. Then take the name of the person who is in the
first slot and take it off the list and move everybody up one slot.
This will leave the fifth slot empty. You write your name, address,
zipcode, and country... Yes country! Then you take that list and
post it along with the following official directions to all the
newsgroups you can. Within two weeks money will start to
trickle into your mail box but by the fourth week little one dollar
bills will flood into your mailbox. True!  After using this system
once I had made $22,316 dollars, impressive huh? Hardly, I know
people who have made well over $40,000!!! 

Still not convinced? Well what can I say, I was thinking along the
same lines when this article came across my screen. After a few days
of debating myself, I finally came to my decision it was just five
dollars anyway so off the dollar bills went one to each of the five
people on the list. It was probably the best thing I ever did because
in a few weeks money poured in. So what are ya gonna do? Sit
there in front of your computer and wonder and let life and
money pass you by. Or are you gonna grab the bull by the horns
and take the plunge into mountains of money. Trust me you
won't regret this!! For just 5 dollars you could be rolling in dough.
Live a little. All you can lose is $5.00, 5 stamps and 5 envelopes!

Well I promisied it and here it is:

THE OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Take 5 sheets of paper and write the following: "Please add my
   name to your list." This makes a service out of this money making
   and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly
   sending a dollar to someone you are paying a dollar for a
   legitiment service. Make sure that you include your name and
   address. I assure you that, again,this is completely legal! For a
   little twist, you can also write in what slot thier name was in:
   "You were in slot number three." Just to add a little fun! This
   is all about having fun and making money at the same time! Here
   is an example letter: 

   Dear (name here), Please add my name to your list. Thank you for 
   this service! -Your name here.

   Address them to the names in the following list:

THE NAMES* THE NAMES*THE NAMES*THE NAMES*THE NAMES



1. James Cole
   13 Cedar Road
   Gloucester, Ontario
   Canada  K1J 6L6

2. Joe Closs
   7 Atlas Court
   Richmond Hill, Ontario
   Canada  L4S 1G1

3. Reginald Haines
   3703 Madison Ave. #3
   San Diego, CA 92116
   U.S.A.

4. Jes�s Pinazo Ruiz
   Avda. Andalucia, 96
   29751-Caleta de V�lez
   M�laga (SPAIN)

5. Pamela D. Hill
   11912 PORTERS MILL TURN
   MIDLOTHIAN, VA. 23113-1290
   U.S.A.
**********************************************************************


2. Now fold each piece of paper around each dollar bill,
   (no checks or money orders) and put each one into thier
   respective envelopes and send them on thier way! It is important
   that the paper is folded around the dollar to ensure that it
   arrives at it's destination. THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STEP!!!!!

3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get TONS OF MONEY
   COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people listed
   above; remove the first name from position one and move each person
   one slot up on the list. Position 2 moves to Position 1, Position 3
   moves to Position 2, Position 4 moves to Position 3, and Position 5
   moves to Position 4. Now put your name, address, zip code, and
   _COUNTRY_ in position 5 at the bottom of the list.

4. Now upload this updated list to as many newsgroups and
   BBSes as you can. Give the files a catchy subject or description
   so it gets noticed! Such as "Need fast cash?" or "Need cash to
   pay your debts?", ect. And the more uploads and postings, the
   more money you will make, and of course the more money you make
   the more money the other people on the list will make to because
   we each get a dollar. 

LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH

120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE AND AMAZING SYSTEM!!! 

You'll reap the benifits believe me!!!!!! Set a goal for the number
of total uploads you'll post such as 200-250 posting or more! Always
have a  goal in mind.

If you can UUE encode the file while uploading then do it! It will
make it easier for the people to recieve it and have it downloaded to
their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on
thier computer without the hassles of view and then saving the
article from the File Menu.

5. If you need help uploading, simplely ask the sysop of your
   BBS or internet service provider or just about anyone you can  
   contact PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE GLAD TO HELP
   OTHERS. I would try to explain it myself but there are too many
   different internet software packages with slightly different, yet
   relatively simple ways of posting articles and files on the net.You
   could also look in the program's help file under 'posting' for
   assistance. Put something like this in the main body of the article
   or message:"Download this to learn how to get cash arriving
   in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it
   represents its ture feasibility, NOT something like: " 2 million
   dollars in your mailbox in two days" You wont get a single
   response, I guarantee you.

6. Now heres my favorite part! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT
   BACK AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE KNOWING THAT CASH IS
   ON ITS WAY!!!!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in
   around 2 weeks, but in 3 TO 4 WEEKS MONEY WILL START
   TO CRAM YOUR MAILBOX THERE WILL BE SO MUCH
   MONEY THAT YOU WILL SCREAM!!! But don't scream to
   loud, the nieghbors might complain, but you know that you
   are set for life.

7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and get that
   special someone the gift that they have had their eyes on.
   Throw a PARTY, do all the things you wanted to do before
   but couldn't afford. Enjoy life it's really great out there!!!

8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply
   reactivate this file again; reposting it in all the places you
   can. Dont ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your
   reach for when you ever need cassh . THIS IS AN

INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS REUSE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN 
CASH IS NEEDED!!!
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From: Melvin Hill Jr <melvin4@ix.netcom.com>
Subject: MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY
Date: 1996/08/25
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