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Hi!

I am compiling a group of day-by-day calendars of varying topics for a
publishing company in Sydney. Space limitations are a hassle as the items
have to fit in a rectangle with sides about 8cm X 10cm. This limits the
length of the items that can be included. The topics are as follows:

*Colourful Phrases - things like "You're so ugly that if my dog's face
looked like yours, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards

*Corniest Come-Ons - pick up lines that work (if you're game), and best
come-backs to avoid being picked up

*Crazy Cocktails - favourite cocktail recipes that make concoctions of
liquid to satiate even the toughest taste buds

*Embarrassing Moments - stories that make you blush even now

*Excuses - how to get away with handing in work late to your superior

*Goriest Ghost Stories - tactful titbits to mention while driving along a
deserted road in the middle of the night

*Insults - best put downs that exist

*P'ss Offs - what really gives you the shits

*Randy, Raw, And Downright Dirty Jokes - all your favourite dirty jokes

If you or your family and friends would like to see your or their name in
print and if you want to share your pieces of brilliance with consumers,
then send your compositions to me with your name, age, sex, and address.
Those accepted will be acknowledged in the calendar. Items will be editted
for purposes of clarity and space.

I will endeavour to reply to your letters, but this may not be possible.

Thank you in anticipation of your reply...


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Daniel  (dmurphy@pioneer.as.edu.au)
3 Illawong street, Point Cartwright
Buddina Beach, QLD, 4575, Australia
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