🚀 go-pugleaf

NOTE: A special Halloween post...... --Bill

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Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 16:00:56 -0500 (EST)
From: Bill Deibler <Ssqc@cris.com>
Subject: FW: Monkeys... (fwd)

I thought this was a kick.

Happy Halloween!

deibs
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Date: Fri, 31 Oct 1997 11:01:39 -0800
Subject:  Monkeys...

How Much Is That Monkey In The Window

            A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy
a monkey.
            The store owner points towards three identical looking
monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural
mini-habitats.
            "The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.
            "Why so much?" asks the customer.
            "Because it can program in C," answers the store owner.
            The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told,
"That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and
Object-Relational technology."
            The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That
one costs $3000," answers the store owner.
            "3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one
do?"
            To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen
it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."