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NEED FAST CASH?

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From: Erez Segal
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 1996 00:00
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Taking 3 minutes to read what follows can change your life :

I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could make
$50,000
within a month for an investment of only $5.

I decided that even if I had to throw 5$ into the fire, I wouldn't
care
that much, and gave it a try. After all I wanted a LOT more than five
dollars.

Two weeks later, I began receiving money in the mail! I couldn't
believe
it! Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of dollars began to roll in.
Within
4 weeks, I  had received a total of $59,354! I bought myself a car and
things I wanted for a long long time! I only had to follow three
steps!

If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why the same
shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate investment opportunity.
You
invest $5, and you receive a return on  your investment. So does the
next
investor. 

This is NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER, AND IT IS PERFECTLY
LEGITIMATE.
If you don't keep track of the people that send you dollar bills, it
is
illegal. People are paying you to be on a mailing list.

If you are not interested, then don't participate, but please print
this
article and pass  it on to someone who may be interested, so they can
take
advantage.

The procedure is simple: 
  
1) Write your name and address on 5 sheets of paper. Below that, write
the
words, "Please add me to your mailing  list." Fold  $1 note in each
piece
of paper and mail them to the following 5 addresses.:


   1. Kilroy Johnson
      31 Kenneth Road
      South Portland, ME  04106

   2. Jack Hoale
      290 S. Holliston
      Pasadena, CA 91106

   3. Robert Greenman
      Caltech MSC #321
      Pasadena, CA 91126

  4. Michael Negin
       61 Bay 32nd Street   2nd Floor
       Brooklyn, New York 11214

  5. Erez Segal
      Aleksander Zayd 84/6  Kiryat Haym
      ISRAEL 26301
      Air Mail!

If you're mailing overseas, it's best to write "Air Mail" on the
envelope.
Otherwise it'll land on a boat and it'll take forever.
      
  2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four
names
up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name as the
fifth
one on the list. Use a simple text editor such as Notepad. Any editor
will
do.

  3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are 17,000, so
it
shouldn't be hard to find that many. Try posting to as many newsgroups
as
you can, and the bigger the newsgroup is, the more people are to see
your
message!

You are now in the mail order investment business, and should start
seeing
returns within a week or two. Of course, the more newsgroups you post
to,
the greater your return is. Whatever but make sure your address is
correct.

Now, here is why the system works:

-Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses. Yes, only 5. You
make
$5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.

-Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional postings
with
your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average therefore, 50 people
will
send you $1 with your name at #4. $50.

-Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at #3 or
10,000
postings. Average return 500 people = $500. They make 200 postings
each
with your name at #2=100,000 postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000.

-Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at #1 and you
get
a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list. AND THATS IF
EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total income in one
cycle=$55,000.

From time to time, when you see your name  no longer on the list, you
take
the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups, and send out
another
$5, and put your name at #5, and start posting again. Remember, 200
postings is only a guideline. The more you post, the greater the
return.

Lets review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND 5 STAMPS,
AND
5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such an effortless investment
with
such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.

Some people have said to me, "what happens if the scheme is played out
and
no one sends me any money? "Big Deal, so you lose $5-but what are the
chances of that happening ?? Do you Realize that NOBODY cares for  the
LEGAL chance  of winning such a BIG money as 50,000.00 $$$$ ???? and
all
for a microscopic investment of five separate dollars? just think of
all
of the new  Internet users that join the net every day!!!

There are  millions of internet  users, and millions of new net
surfers
every month!!! This is the great plus of the Internet, people all over
the
world can hear you and listen carefully if you talk reasonably.
Everyone
will take that chance!

REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHEAT THIS
IDEA TO
MAKE MONEY!! BESIDES, NOT PLAYING THE GAME FAIRLY IS ILLEGAL. SO LET'S
BE
REASONABLE AND PLAY FAIRLY, SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE INTERNET GOLD
MINE.

GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, and  remember, play fair and you'll win!!
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Subject: NEED FAST CASH?
Date: 1996/10/21
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