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At 6:05 PM -0800 3/5/97, Reed2me@AOL.COM wrote:
>i do not want to receive your stuff

And now, our special guest speaker -- from Red Dwarf, here's Kryten!

"Sir, we apologise for any inconvenience, and understand your wishing to
leave.  However, there are just *two* problems with this request.

"Number one -- we can't remove you.  Only you can remove you, by following
the simple instructions which are the only thing sent out over this list in
the last several months.  Send "LISTSERV@UCF1VM.CC.UCF.EDU" a letter with
Unsubscribe Superguy in the body of the list.  Only you can do this.  We
cannot do this.  No one can do this but you.  Only you.  No one else.  Just
you, sir.

"Number two -- this list doesn't even exist.  The only thing that has been
sent over it in the last four months is A) an erroneous post sent here
instead of the new address, and B), the specific instructions on how to
unsubscribe.  Therefore, there isn't actually any stuff for you to receive,
except of course for the letter about the stuff you weren't receiving,
which then got sent to this list.  In other words, *your* stuff.

"So, to sum up -- only you have the power to stop receiving the stuff
you're not receiving because the only stuff being sent is your stuff about
how you no longer wish to receive stuff.

"Are we clear, Sir?"

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