🚀 go-pugleaf

I've tried this, GR, I rilly have; on my last declension to the
southern barracks, I placed bits and fragments of Her Most Sacred
and Divine words and I stapled, taped, hot-glued, epoxied, and
insert-in-slot-b-tab-a-ed everywhere, in the middle of the road,
to the left of the enormous clock tower which used to govern one
of the more vacant parks on the Trail of Tears amusement park
tilt-a-whirl, in one of the unexplored passages of Mammoth Cave,
right before the path of the redcarpeted ducks in Memphis, even
passed out sheets as the holy word in Shakertown once I'd donned
my disguise which lasted for a little while until I was asked to
explain my presence and why I was frightening the small children
with my evil grin.  I was, you might imagine, unable to compel
others to Follow, Lead, or Get Out Of The Way; I believe I may be
responsible thus for the recession.  Sorry, all; next time I'll use
GookCity (still waiting on Ch.2 Pt.2) ...