🚀 go-pugleaf

Hello, Tegan Emily Greenberg;

Rather late, I know, but nevertheless I wish to warmly welcome you
to the cot in the corner of Sbrhym's living-room, where I'm sure
you'll be most content.  The sawing sound you hear in the distance
is Gr4302 making you a rocking-horse, while Arthur carefully performs
rot13-type operations on the instructions on the carton of talcum
powder.  The heavily behatted shadow lurking behind him is that of
Bill, furtively attempting to replace it by gunpowder.  DANA, WHO
WON HIS SCHOOL'S PAPIER-MACHE PRIZE FOR THE SECOND TIME RUNNING THIS
YEAR, IS PULPING YOU AN ICKLE RATTLE.  The other subscribers (incl.,
I see, tim@NMX701) are off-tuning lullabies from the garden.  Cheating
dearest loves you.

Congratulations, Hope.